Monday, December 17, 2007

Early Winter



Gwen Stefani is one of the Great Satan's treasures. Hard, heartbreaking work, honing her craft and perfecting her art with No Doubt. Gaining fans, fame, and superstar stats the Orange County girl with legs right up to her neck breaks out on her own. Her second solo album "Sweet Escape" features a prophetic caveat. Gwen's latest video details an oathbound hot hookup drifting with the season into a detente' amor. Lines are drawn, positions are fixed it's an Early Winter. Mournfully melancholy, there is a forbidding franticness about the track that realizes this semi life/love sitch (like the tune itself) may never resolve.
"It looks like an early winter for us It hurts and I can’t remember sunlight An
early winter for us The leaves are changing color for us"

Just like a seasonal change - the NIE 2007 fallout has shifted the worlds axis. Pretty, pretty colors turn - many disappear. Chilling inevitability. After tons of analysis and disections, the Great Satan's preimer fashion 'stache' grande' is most likely the most "moderately confident"
"Rarely has a document from the supposedly hidden world of intelligence had such
an impact as the National Intelligence Estimate released this week."
Impact indeed. Like catching a long time BFF hanging with the weeded out rock band down the street, the ripples of impact reverbrate and develop into determinded disbelief. Demands and denouncements demand a call for a Congressional investigations. Senator John Ensign points out
"Iran is one of the greatest threats in the world today. Getting the
intelligence right is absolutely critical, not only on Iran's capability but its
intent. So now there is a huge question raised, and instead of politicizing that
report, let's have a fresh set of eyes -- objective, yes -- look at it."

Totally correct - and totally in touch - after all, 3 out of every 4 Americans think the NIE is "...Make believe..." In the Great Satan, smart people openly quiz and openly wonder if strategic supposition sold by supposedly smart people warrant dropping the 'Intelligence' from the Central Intelligence Agency.
Now what?" is hit up repeatedly re: respected realpolitikers, think tank Hank's and their bona fided Missuses. Kissing cousins idea wise - unreal realism with the same ancient played pre911 playbook "We are so last year" Containment, isolation and encirclement abandoned and upgraded to
"Dialogue, compromise, and commerce"
Dialouge? Rapprochment? Really?

Maybe it is time for dialouge and realism. Like, realistically ask why does Iran ally with Lebanese politician killing Syria? Why the joint support and hook up of HAMAS/ Hiz'B'Allah? Heck fire, HAMAS is totally psyched to home wreck honest brokering of the ME's raison de retarde' between the Arab League, the Little Satan and her client state Palestine. Zealously successfully coup'ing against the equally wicked Fatah in Gaza, HAMAS leader K'Leed Mesha'al hangs hoodwise in Damascus, redeems friendly flyer miles to Tehran - the very def of internal interferrence. Just like the CRS release citing NoKo training and stashing expertise in Lebanon How do realists respond to that kind of dialouge?
"...insistence that Arab states array against Iran could further destabilize an
already volatile region..."
Destabilize? Realspeak for sure - totally Bakerized - like the Study Group deal - Iran and Syria might help out stabilizing Iraq as soon as they got through destabilizing Lebanon, Gaza, the West Bank, Kurdistan, Afghanistan, Chechnya and of course - Iraq. Dialouge with Syria hasn't resulted in a blizzard of stabilization or compromise with targeting Lebanon's dwindling population of politicians.

Perhaps the concept of destabilization may actually make a better case for confronting, containing and ultimately regime changing an illegitimate murderously meddlesome oath breaking uranium enriching theocracy.

Fall out from the Nat'l Intell may indeed prove the old school Straussians and Pentagon Vulcans correct about many things. Neocons collectively since the ancient days of PNAC were totally jazzed on creating, sustaining and upgrading a future super cyber military. This fully crunk muscle power - about 30 years ahead of any unfree or semi free state - ever - is maxed to the max.

Boots on the ground, GPS eyes in the sky with worldwide line of sight and communications, fingers on the triggers, weilding high tech enemy annihilation on call with the utmost humanitarianism (brainiac drones that can fly and kill are intelligent weaponry - by def the ultimate in preventing innocent fatalities - also has the added benefit of putting paid to illiterate nonpatriots fave faux equation of American GI = terrorist formula). Facing down regimes that fear FaceBook or unlimited access to the internet could be fun and easy.

Or as an upgraded paraphrase from past UN Ambassador Albright might realistically read

"Why the heck have this 30 year in the future military if we can't use it to
eliminate corrupt petty Hitlerian regimes? Regimes that torment their own people
and export torment?"
Sec Def Gates pointedly points out realistically that
"The reality is that a number of countries, over the past 29 years, have engaged
economically with Iran. There are many companies that do business in Iran; many
countries that do business in Iran; that have hosted Iranian banks. There have
been significant economic ties and I see no evidence that any of that has
exercised any kind of a moderating influence on Iranian behaviour whatsoever. "
Why are these cats so hot for Cold War? Why the addiction to their amoral Cult of Stability? And why the resurrected interest in a diplomatic defeatist mind set? And why not apply a healthy dose of realistic redefinition to realpolitik realism? Stefani's soundtrack sweetly serenades, sorrowfully bows to absurdity
"Looks like an Early Winter. Why? Why? Why? Why do you act so stupid? Why? Why? Why? Looks like an Early Winter"

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Web Wars





Ahmadinejad After Dark - Iran's missile man's very own website, is actually a let down. No fiery bombast associated to the little guy handpicked to preside over a computerized police state. Proppaganda pregnant intermittant posts months apart and a lively sectione la commentarie'.

It's also fake as heck - no way near the scary rhetoric and provocative drama dramatically dramatized by the gay free Islamic Republic's pirate president's personal appearances.

About as exciting as clicking over to the Golf Channel or Canadian Parliment TV, it serves as a bizarro example of life and communcations in a society ruled by an illegitimate, unelected regime.

The Supreme Leader is online even as Iran leads unfree lands in ruthlessly pursuing dissent, restricting info tech, freedom, "Western Influences" and of course hot bikes.

"The plan to act against various motorcyclists in Tehran’s main routes has
begun"
This is significant - Iran's pop is experiencing a youth bulge - historically dangerous for cliches and cabals that rule by control of the masses. Currently able to contain Iran's periodic student outbursts - more tech hungry and saavy kids in an unfree land with a literacy rate nigh 80% argue the future is change.

Nearly 65 million people can testify that living in a preachers paradise totally sucks. Strong medicine for Ayatollah' s, mullah's and by extention - corrupt royalty in Ray Bans and Presidents for Life in Ray Bans.

By flaunting faux government hip cred online, while denying hip cred on her own streets the mullah's make a real case for defining their two faced leadership as an Islamic Reactionary Revolutionary Republic. This is totally retarded. How much hip, street cred can a regime project when the interior features the Mullah's Fashion Posse launching

"operations" against boots over the trousers and using hats instead of scarfs


Media control - access and content - in the New Millenium is crucial. Desperate unelected leaders (who offer only wars, weariness and want) need online control to survive.

"The government is trying to create a digital border to stop culture and news
coming from abroad-a vision of the Net which is worrying for the country's
future."
7.5 million online (2nd only to the Little Satan in all the ME) and best guess at 100K blogs might be the way to spead the news. Web security in Iran is vital. Ramazanali Sadeqzadeh perfectly illustrates by listing targets - online - no less -

The Supreme Cultural Revolution Council monitors the filtering of Web sites.
Intelligence and Security Ministry, the Islamic Culture and Guidance Ministry,
and Islamic Republic of Iran Broadcasting. Its decision to filter a site is
relayed to the Communication and Information Technology Ministry.
Fronting $75 million in a cyber regime change, the Great Satan knows the irresistable appeal and pull She effortlessly wields and spells it out loud

"to support the aspirations of the Iranian people for freedom and democracy in
their country."
Homegrown humanitarian Hadi Ghaemi reports Iran's Internet Police have their hands full, wastefully consuming resources, cash, hardware and brainpower

"They are obsessed with the perception that the U.S. is fueling a velvet
revolution through this money."


The Great Satan's military cyber warfare brigade is on the case - called "Project Checkmate" General Thomas McInerney confirms the Mullah's have a lot to worry about:
"There is no question that we can take out Iran. The problem is the follow-on,
the velvet revolution that needs to be created so the Iranian people know it’s
not aimed at them, but at the Iranian regime."
Despotic smoke screens desperate to acquire the net's core codes are overt covert ops that fool no one. Milton Mueller, a professor at Syracuse University, advises restraint. In the New Millenium despots are severely dissed, distressed and disadvantged

"Critical Internet resources are truly global governance issue."
Hypocritical as Iran's Mullah's online are - they are far more lively than their Best Friend For Ever Bashar website. Unlimited access to the world outside Syria is a terrible threat to al Assad's self imposed isolation.

Fear of another avenue of the Little Satan's espionage expertise cracking down on the web this incident inspires little confidence in the Lion of Syria. After all, if the regime in Damascus can't handle Face Book - it certainly couldn't handle free inquiry or a Syrian citizeny informed and independent.

Like Iran's two faced web - Al Assad shares another risable rich twist - the Dr. General President for Life is also the cyber caliphate for all online activity with his very own Syria Computer Society. A PR creation of his when he assumed power in Syria to reach out to the world and reform Syrian society. Ammar al-Qurabi, head of the National Association for Human Rights explains how the Computer Society operates now

"There is now an 'Internet political crimes' ward at one prison. Internet cafes
have been required to limit their communications services."

Other limited communication services include all foreign online activities from Hotmail to regional links like Lebanese daily an-Nahar, Al Jezeera and Palestinian al-Quds al-Arabi.

Creepy discrepancies, social crackdowns and simularities - fashion police, religious police, secret police, ministries of virtue and vice prevention, Supreme Leaders and Computer Societies. One regime secular in a semi practical cost analysis, illegitimate, intolerant dictatorship and one theocratic regime in a semi practical cost analysis, illegitimate intolerant dictatorship.


Monday, December 10, 2007

The 007 in NIE 2007


Who or what put the 007 in the NIE 2007?
Wicked MD literally blowing up in the faces of bona fided scienceguys from solidly sovereign illegitimate UN membered regimes at The Axis of Evil weaponizing Seminar.

Unverified gossip whispers that the IAF, expertly informed, with precision and at will destroyed 80% of Hiz'B'Allah's missile malls, strategic communications and precious reserves within 3 hours during the retarded missile war HBA kicked off in last years July August War with Lebanon and Israel. The only Target they didn't target was H'ssan Nasr'allah - comfy in the Iranian Embassy's combo compound and bunker complex. Super spy hanky panky at the highest levels of Iran's first born super villan secret command centers?
Little Satan's IAF striking suspect locations in Syria that may or may not include Iranian, NoKo and Syrian captives and equiptment.


Iran has fired and hired new Revo Guards commanders, and scored a psychic nuke negotiator. Saeed Jalili knew what was in the NIE 2007 before it was released - prophetically telling the EU, the UN - lottie dottie everybody -
“There is no longer an Iranian nuclear problem”.
Just to drive home that the Islamic Republic would bar the gates - made the French guy cry by pointing the last four years of nonprofit jaw flapping were all for nought. There was a new Nuke Negotiating Sherif in town. Starting now. Pardner.
Javier Solana, the EU's 'High Representative' for the Common Foreign and Security Policy, gets the message - no new talks. IAEA Director ElBaradei agrees with Resolution 1747. According to him, Iran's nuclear program has advanced so far so fast - it's retarded to try enrichment interruptus.
Other psychics include Iranian Ambassador to Paris Ali Ahani revealed to the French weekly Challenges -
"We are prepared to face the worst scenarios. In that case, the U.S. president
will have to claim the responsibility for a conflict that will influence the
entire world."
Essentially telling France that America does not know how to justify a 'get'em get 'em' attitude toward Iran.
Iran cried fowl at Annapolis, held hands in the Gulf with Saudi King. The Islamic Republic's Defense Minister no showed at a Internat'l Conferance in the Gulf hosted by the Great Satan - Did the regime huddle and connive in Tehran?
Recent domestic crackdowns faithfully create more dissent, another reminder of illegitimate regimes as protests disrupted Tehran U.
What put the 007 in the NIE 2007? So far - only a hint of a
"...great discovery, and they've analyzed the discovery, and it's now a part of our
government policy."

Saturday, December 8, 2007

Shinshin Nippon



The land of backward comics, Harijuku Girls, and cool robots - Japan is HOT! Instead of scary missiles and secret police - Japan built a fun, rich democratic tech saavy, tolerant, egalitarian society with a free, uncensored press, transparent, periodic elections, and independent judiciary that hasn't bothered anyone in over six decades A literacy rate of over 99%, Nippon is a wonderful example of the human spirit unbound.

The Great Satan nurtured, protected and traded with Japan as she forsook Bushido, Shinto and aggressive semi totalitarian style military rule. Hooking up with constitutional pacifism after the Great Satan's very first nuclear regime change, she rehabed from a horrible war and begat global economic power.

A true ally, her petite de luxe Navy protected and provided logistic and support ops in the India Ocean since 911. Hitting her up for Peace Keeping duties brings drama. Japan's skirt flirt with pacificism (like the old 10th grade adage - it's Ok to dress like a hootchie, and act like a hootchie - just don't be a hootchie) finally flopped as constituents and polls change political power - the very def of an enlightened society.
Continuing Japan's enlisted support is more like a ho than a hootchie. Ichiro Ozawa, opposition party legislature explains
"We need to have principles, which means that unless it's part of UN operations,
it would not be possible."
Totally Legit, she's the second largest contributor to the UN - Japan could be up for a seat on the new improved Security Council. The Great Satan's Ex UN guy John Bolton points out plenty of reasons why, concluding:
"From a purely Platonic perspective, debate on UN government can last
forever..."
Another ally enhances America's clout. NATO courted Japan.

Japan's 'geeky' new Defense Minister Shigeru Ishiba reveals his charge:
"It's to maintain the logistic mission of the Maritime Defense Force in
the Indian Ocean."
This is significant. The Land of the Rising Sun is in a rough hood, Japan is very close to nuke power veto powers like Russia and China. Six Scuds and a Dud Day last year by a wicked absolute despotic oathbreaker in nuclear NoKo also tests constitutional pacifism and UN legitimacy.

Mitsubishi makes more than super sweet shorty sporties - rec'ving a government contract by the Japan Defense Force to launch R&D to create a stealth air superiority fighter.

Nihon Koku Jieitai, Air Defense Force Ministry spokescat says the FX 1 project (named 'Shin Shin' or Spirit) reveals
"Preliminary TRDI (Japan Defence Agency's Technology Research and Development Institute) design proposal for FI-X showed twin-engined configuration with
canards, low aspect ratio tapered wings, twin fins and rudders and
thrust-vectoring exhaust nozzles. Construction of up to four prototypes
originally expected to begin in FY99 and to include co-cured composites,
radar-absorbent materials and digital fly-by-light and engine control systems.
Wing span and length provisionally 9.15 m (30 ft) and 13.40 m (44 ft)
respectively. Avionics to include conformal radar and IR seeker. First XF-7
engine was delivered for static testing in June 1998, but FI-X programme has
been stretched, and TD-X demonstrator not now expected to fly until 2007."
Avionic experts in the Great Satan are semi concerned - though Japan guards her secrets well - stealth tech may fall in despotic, terrorist feeding hands in the not too distant future. Since the Great Satan keeps her secrets close to heart, Japan has so far not been granted priviledge to purchase the F22 Raptor - now online with the USAF.

Defense officials hope to have a test flight of the prototype, unofficially nicknamed "Shinshin" or spirit, by the end of March 2014.

Japan has got the bling to bling it on - best guesstimates are around $419.8 million

Looking a lot like an F22 - Shin Shin got game -sleek, sexyful and stealthy. Just like Gwen Stefani's hip homage to the Japanese fashion scene in her dance hit "Harijuku Girls"
"Style is style. Fashion is fashion. Girl, you got style."

Thursday, December 6, 2007

NIE 2007 Box Set Bonus Feature



Like music - math is universal. 2+2=4 anywhere. Natan Sharansky's essential "Case for Democracy" shares how 'fear societies' can use anything to desperately try and apply a thin veneer of legitimacy to illegitimate regimes, rulers and Supreme Leaders. All despots know that blurring the line between honest nat'lism and absolute rule is especially effective for young people. Indeed, in a media controlled, police state with a high literacy rate - math can be a wonderfull widget.




Hasan invented 918 Kilograms of Uranium. He sent 213 kilograms to the Bushehr
Power Plant and 348 Kilograms to the Natanz. How much Uranium does he have?
918-(213+348)=358 (918-213)-348=358




Reckon this bit of Intell was included in the NIE 2007? Does this indicate that Sharansky is totally correct?

In a free society the leaders’ function is to improve the lives of the citizens;
in a fear society the leaders function to improve only the lives of the leaders.

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Best Guess


Well, it's official - The latest Nat'l Intell Estimate confides in 2003 that Iraq wasn't the only cult of personality player tripping when the Great Satan's Operation Iraqi Freedom commenced.

The Islamic Republic's box seats got an eyefull as legitimate, democratic, veto powered Hoes were pimped, tricked and bribed into ultimately shielding nothing for the largest Arab army in history along with a hideously au currant absolute despot.

Utterly regime changed by the spiritual sons of Guadacanal and the Rock of the Marne in 20 days, it also sent a wonderful message:

Iraq proved that WMDepots often function magnetically and attract regime killing regime change.
The law of unintended sweet consequences totally kicked. Colonel K'Daffy 'fessed up and gave up - surrendering Libya's secret wmd to Great Britain. The NIE reports Iran was tripping too.


"...covert nuclear weapons program was halted at the same time the Iranians
publicly announced that they were suspending their public and declared
uranium enrichment program..."
The EU can testify to what a suspending failure the Enrichment Interruptus Cordiale' Paris was declared. Iran's brand new nuke dude dissed all previous public announcements, accords and left the UN and the EU depressed.

The NIE 2007 reveals the irresistable appeal of the Great Satan - her seductive powers are undeniable - super spies in the mix contributed mightily in August 2007.

Iran's Intelligence Ministry (busy with their own Nat'l Intell Guesstimate with terms like encirclement, isolation, defecting and missing Revo Guard Officers) proved Sharansky's model of unfree socities desperately needing internal enemies. After internal investigation they busted and

"...charged Hossein Musavian, a former senior nuclear negotiator, with passing
classified information to the British..."

Perfidious Albion! Passing the intell along influences the Great Satan's best guess 2007. American Intell calls it a

"...a great discovery, and they've analyzed the discovery..."
Without referencing the Little Satan's airstrike in Syria, The Great Satans intelligence community is busy employing such delish intell on many fronts including regime change by encouraging splits in the Mullah's powerbases.


"Ahmadinejad blasted critics of his nuclear policies as "traitors" and accused
them of spying for Iran's enemies, using his strongest rhetoric yet against
domestic opponents and raising concerns of a possible crackdown.


The NIE states that:


only an Iranian political decision to abandon a nuclear weapons objective would
plausibly keep Iran from eventually producing nuclear weapons—and such a
decision is inherently reversible.

International diplomacy that the Great Satan deals with India recently sheds interesting light. State department sources reveal that Nicky Burns India incident sends calculated, informed, signals:


"In short, the civil nuclear agreement serves the national security interests of
the United States. It has already become the symbolic centerpiece of the new
U.S.-India friendship and is wildly popular among millions of Indians who see it
as a mark of U.S. respect for India. It will also send a powerful message to nuclear outlaws such as Iran: if you play by the rules, as India has, you will be rewarded; if you do not, you will face sanctions and isolation."

Highly classified, unreleased portions of the NIE 2007 prove the Great Satan's words are carefully chosen and echo the Little Satan


"Iran was dangerous. Iran is dangerous. And Iran will be dangerous"


Created by the Great Satan's best - military, intelligence, diplomatic and economic in a climate controlled environment - no less - America's Best Guess 2007 alledgedly includes:


"...target lists in theaters where the use of force is a real possibility. The
devotion of intelligence to military uses also reflects the increasing frequency
with which the military is being called upon by policymakers in situations
ranging from countering classic aggression to dealing with the humanitarian
problems caused by failed states and civil war. It also speaks to the fact that
defense needs are rarely met by information produced by non-dedicated assets..."

Deflecting and defusing these designs are actually quite simple:


"Iran has to indicate a willingness to sit down and negotiate. And that's what
we have not yet seen."

Monday, December 3, 2007

Rodina Mat' Zovyot


Vlad's Russia is a supa playa. Crunk and disorderly, Rodina mat' zovyot is like the Great Satan's long time girl frienemy Fronting funk in semi functional democracy, Russian mid term elections are a victory for the lame duck Vlad and his President Putin 4 Life Peoples Populist Pocketbook Party.

At the recently renovated Naval HQ of Vladivostok, Russia's gateway to the Pacific navy base, Valentin Nenashev reports

"I voted for a better life, for stability. I voted for Putin"
Propelled by petro dollars - Putin's resurrection of Warsaw Pact time military capabilities is big biz - especially so for a nation covering 1/6 of the globe.

Iran's desperate attempt to upstage the Annapolis Awakening by announcing scary new 2K kilometer (1.2K miles for the uncivilized) range missiles effectively targets nearly every city in Mother Russia. And such weaponry deployed may arouse rather bearish reflexes. Iran's Weapon of the Week Double Feature reveal that Russian lasse fare with Iran may last only

"...until there is conclusive evidence showing that Iran has the capability to
launch long-range nuclear-armed missiles..."

This is significant. True best girlfrienemies often hook up on short threats. Like in WWII when American GI's and Red Army troops hooked up face to face in victory after ripping the guts out of Nazi time Germany and cutting her in half. Torgau 2007 is one of several military coalitions between Mother Russia and the Great Satan
"We need to pool our efforts together with our American counterparts to fight
existing common threats"
Common threats defined by veto powered members of the Iranian Enrichment Interruptus talks that fizzled in Paris? Iran's brand new nuclear negotiator, Saeed Jalili maintains the issue is closed.
"There is no longer an Iranian nuclear problem."
Sacre' blu!

"We can’t do business with these guys."

Russian Commonwealth General Yuri Baluyevsky pointed out this missile arch could reach St. Petersburg: And that Iran was running short on friends.
"I do not believe that the Russian military is obliged to defend the world from
the evil Americans."