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Hyper Puissance

You know it playa!

Despite heated, repeated, easily defeated handwringing like Weenie Hut Juniors, Uncle Paddy's hissy fits or the Frenchie L'Femme style inner ethical wrestling match for a humble stumble down internat'l lane -- daemoneoconservatism --neocon'ism is still hotter than a firecracker!

"Far from being some curious isolated cult, neoconservatives are therefore an integral part of current American foreign policy debates, with realists and liberals as their main sparring partners"

"First of all, schools of thought are made of men and women, as well as institutions that support them and publications that relay their views and shape the public debate. On this count, neoconservatives are well positioned. Skilled thinkers and writers are in large supply.

"In this sense, neoconservatism is regenerating itself and keeping a balanced age pyramid. After all, its idealistic, moralistic and patriotic appeal may be better suited to attract young thinkers than the prudent and reasonable calculations of realism.

Uh, huh?

'Prudent and reasonable calculations of realism?"

Oh - well, see -- the corrupt, amoral cult of 'stability' and the status quo posse just Do. Not. Get it.

Why even tolerate actor outers, state or non state? Why not sweetly hip honk the world into the new millennium with fun and free choice?

Dilemmes d'une hyperpuissance -- Great Satan's gig in the modern world which she herself aided and created -- and which daemoneocons enjoy fixing -- rather than managing --deploy five pillars of thought to ensure Great Satan's hyper puissance in any endeavor:

Internat'lism, Primacy, Unilateralism, Militarism and Democrazy Promotion:

Lowry Institute's piece re chronicles the sexyfully crunk "Continuing Prominance" that a new wave of democrazie cats and ancient avatars are enjoying, espousing and enlightening.

Simply put:

America ain't what's wrong with the world, being powerful and unique - the only one of her kind! - is Great Satan's birthright. And just like Spider - Man "With great power comes great responsibility"

It came with the turf. Just lucky - bad or good - Great Satan racked up one heck of a military biz during the half century since WWII time Deutschland and Nippon gave up fascist and imperial ghosts and succumbed to Regime Changes.

While Europa rebuilt, recovered and rehabbed, Warsaw Pact time Russia laid out of real combat (except for losing their hide in Afghanistan) and used Soviet homies and local fanboys to do the fighting.

Not Great Satan! She was involved with combat ops nearly everywhere. Korea, Greece, Vietnam, Cambodia, Dominican Repub, El Salvador, Grenada, Lebanon, Libya, Panama, Kuwait, Somalia, Kosovo, the Balkans, Afghanistan and of course, her latest regime change - Iraq

Great Satan and her fully crunk Posse of Hot! Democrazies have "...a clear interest in the spread of democratic values, because stable and free nations do not breed the ideologies of murder."

"This does not mean that neocons want to impose democracy at the point of a gun, as their critics often charge. ‘Exporting democracy’ was never the primary goal of the Iraq invasion. But dismissing it as an expost facto justification is equally inaccurate.

"In fact, the lack of democracy was considered a key explanation for the instability of the Middle East, so it had to be addressed if America wanted to treat the disease of terrorism, proliferation and rogue states, and not just the symptoms – and it also happened to be the right thing to do in principle. "

Pic "Puissance. It's funny 'cause it true"

Persia And Girl World

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

The intolerant, goofy girl fearing regime in Mullahopolis gets high profile and an uncontested portfolio at UN:

"Iran, along with representatives from 10 other nations, was "elected by acclamation," meaning that no open vote was requested or required by any member states -- including the United States."

Not so long ago, Persia was catching hits faster than battleship Bismarck about abusing, oppressing and repressing girls, fun and free choice.

"Iran is attempting to control every venue and avenue through which its own citizens reach the world with real news. It is bringing its cynicism and misogyny to the international community. Instead of being challenged and blocked, Iran is making good progress thanks to the inertia of other member states.

" In Tehran they must be pleased with the likely turn of events. But in New York, this should be a wake up call. If we are to take the UN's entities seriously, they must demonstrate a seriousness of purpose. Membership in the CSW as with the Human Rights Council must come with minimum conditions.

"Iranian women have fought this regime non-violently and resolutely for 30 years. Its young women have been shot and killed on the streets of the Tehran, for the simple crime of being young and female. To have Iran join the CSW will be the ultimate sign of disrespect to them and women worldwide.

The American experience proves as girls advance status wise, so do families, communities, career work places - and the entire nation.

Tolerance and egalitarianism are the handmaidens of success - on every scale - personal, national and international, wealth, education, self worth.

The way certain blocs treat their girls may also explain why a wheelbarrow is still a great invention, and pitiful literacy rates.

With war against women, there will be no peace.

Deny us learning and literacy and we grant failure, intolerance, misery and rage to our own sons and daughters too.

Ignore us and neglect us. Keep your societies pitiful, needy, and backwards.

If we are not loved, we will not love back; and if we are not nurtured, we will neglect.

If we are not valued - we have no values to instill.

Girls who are treated with cruelty give birth to murderous intolerants and oppressors.

Destroy us - and destroy yourself

Pic - "Women in Iran are calling for freedom and equality. We want to show the world that we are not alone."

War With NoKo?

Hot on the heels of Sister Democrazy SoKo's Cheonan (Pohan Class) getting sunk by a 'crack' crunk squad of 'human torpedoes' appears a a curious cry for restraint:

`We believe that such a 'status quo' is unsustainable for North Korea ― there are simply too many factors coming to a head in the near future. South Korea and the United States, working closely with Japan and China, need to press hard for a deal with North Korea, before more costly scenarios unfold.''

Thus:

"They are right. No other course takes either side anywhere rational. The time now is as propitious as it will ever be. For if in fact the North did the nasty deed, the cruel incident may yet be but another example of an infantile North Korea throwing its rattle out of its playpen, as if in desperate cry for help."

What else makes sense?

Pic - "Day Of The Sun"

Boob Quake

"Ve are liffing in Amerika - Coca Cola - Voonderbra"

Rammstein's amazing anti homage to Great Satan may provide the best soundtrack of all for this (klotzen nicht kleckern?).

All the cool kids know that some girl fearing wanna be ayatoolah from intolerant Mullahopolis prett much 'laid' the blame for natural catastrophes

Hojatoleslam Kazim Sadeghi (Ho what?!) claimed hoochies, hotties and hoes "don't dress appropriately" and spread the hot sticky lust "when promiscuity spreads, earthquakes increase."

Oh snap! Say it ain't so!

Only, it IS so!

"The pro-scantily-clad lobby of womanity declared today Boobquake, a day to flout and disprove the cleric by baring your boobs.

"And then a 6.9-magnitude earthquake occurred in Taiwan!"

Sweet! Let's start worshipping the power of immodesty, immediately and without, uh, restraint.

In a related protuberance, boob theory often implies that the size of boobs often determines the bearer's intelligence -- i.e., the bigger the boobs -- the dumber the girl.

Actually this is quite incorrect -- boobs -- as best determined -- have a weapons range not unlike an m203 grenade launcher.

Truth is -- the more robust the boobs are (and it could be that appearance is key as opp'ed to actual size) -- the dumber the guys are.

Pic "Soft Power II"

Ahmadinejad In America?

What the Yuck?

FoPo's "Turtle Bay" site - devoted to all things UN (yay) breaks a scoop!

Iran's fiery little rocketeer - the hand picked President of Preacher's Paradise is hitting the hood bay bee - going to jam it out in Great Satan!

Maybe he wants a closer look at the 'Satanic UN Veto'? Or, Swap some new clear fuel?

"The development raises the prospect that the Iranian leader may use the high-profile conference to challenge efforts by the Obama administration to rally international support for measures aimed at preventing Tehran and other potential proliferators from acquiring nuclear technology."

Pic "Great Prophet V'

Hollow Point Power Point?

Oh snap!

Is Power Point making Great Satan's military cats -- uh -- more dumber?

Remember the "Afghandyland" Power Point? It was like overlaying 7 "How to get what you want from a guy" flowcharts from Cosmo all at once.

As Afpak Commander McC put it "When we understand that slide, we’ll have won the war”

"Dumb Dumb Bullet Points" powerfully points out:

"PowerPoint can be highly effective if used purely to convey information — as in a classroom or general background brief. It is particularly good if strong pictures or charts accompany the discussion of the material.

"But it is poorly suited to be an effective decision aid. Unfortunately, the Pentagon has virtually made a cult of the PowerPoint presentation.

Whoa!

"...An air assault mission involving dozens of aircraft, artillery and hundreds of troops can be collaboratively planned and briefed among the aviators and ground troops using maps, diagrams and satellite imagery e-mailed back and forth among the various actors on PowerPoint slides in order to assist the planning process.

"The graphics used in PowerPoint replace the massive campaign maps and problematic acetate overlays which were used by armies for decades, allowing these documents to be easily produced and mass-distributed with the click of a mouse.

"Indeed, PowerPoint has been the 21st Century’s solution to the age-old requirement for organizations to report information between various levels of bureaucracy—whether it be a sales pitch to board members, or an air crew mission briefing for a flight of Black Hawk helicopters.

"PowerPoint is only as smart as those who are using it. In the military, business and even in NASA, misuse of PowerPoint can cause confusion and frustration. In the hands of a poor communicator, PowerPoint can spread misinformation, leading to bad decision-making.

Aside from all his work at Wings Over Iraq, Small Wars Journal, Wired.com's "Danger Room", Foreign Policy Online, the Guardian, the Defense Department's "Early Bird", and the US Army's "Stand-to" -- GrEaT sAtAn"S gIrLfRiEnD"s COIN advisor Captain Burke AKA 'Starbuck' gets the money shot in the New York Times:

“There’s a lot of PowerPoint backlash, but I don’t see it going away anytime soon,” said Capt. Crispin Burke, an Army operations officer at Fort Drum, N.Y., who under the name Starbuck wrote an essay about PowerPoint on the Web site Small Wars Journal.

"In a daytime telephone conversation, he estimated that he spent an hour each day making PowerPoint slides. In an initial e-mail message responding to the request for an interview, he wrote, “I would be free tonight, but unfortunately, I work kind of late (sadly enough, making PPT slides).”

Jet over to WOI and congratulate Starbuck/Captain Burke on his NYT shout out!

Art - "Girl Powerpoint"