Safe Haven?

Smoking bay bee!

Expected since April - Great Satan has finally just released her "State Sponsors of You Know What" Reportage via State Department - and it is tore up from the floor up y'all!

4 uncool, unfun and unfree despotries made the cut - including the old school Collectivist Cuba, the dang near genocidally insane Field Marshal President For Life's Sudan (ruled by the world's only sitting head of State doubly indicted for Crimes against Humanity and War Crimes!), the creepy Police State of Syria and the world's biggest supporting sponsor of murderous jerks and terrorists - the Theocrazy of Iran.

It's true! Aside from creating forward rocket rich Revo Guard Divisions in Little Satan's North 40 and West 40 like Hiz'B'Allah and HAMAS - Iran feds, funds and trains Taliban and Talibani allies in Afghanistan:

"...Iran’s Qods Force provided training to the Taliban in Afghanistan on small unit tactics, small arms, explosives, and indirect fire weapons. Since at least 2006, Iran has arranged arms shipments to select Taliban members, including small arms and associated ammunition, rocket propelled grenades, mortar rounds, 107mm rockets, and plastic explosives..."

While at the same incredible moment mentors proxies in Iraq:

"...Iranian authorities continued to provide lethal support, including weapons, training, funding, and guidance, to Iraqi Shia militant groups that targeted U.S. and Iraqi forces. The Qods Force continued to supply Iraqi militants with Iranian-produced advanced rockets, sniper rifles, automatic weapons, and mortars that have killed Iraqi and Coalition Forces, as well as civilians.

"...Iran was responsible for the increased lethality of some attacks on U.S. forces by providing militants with the capability to assemble explosively formed penetrators that were designed to defeat armored vehicles.

"...The Qods Force, in concert with Lebanese Hiz'B'Allah, provided training outside of Iraq and advisors inside Iraq for Shia militants in the construction and use of sophisticated improvised explosive device technology and other advanced weaponry. ."

Hot! Gossip also reveals ye olde "sunnis would never ever hook up with shi ites" chant is totally suspect like tales of the infamous ankle panty toss.

Cause the highest levels of Mullahopolis is hooked up ala al Qa'ida.

There was an interesting change in the State Department’s language regarding the nexus between Iran and al Qaeda. Here is how the State Department’s latest report describes the relationship:

"...Iran remained unwilling to bring to justice senior al-Qa’ida (AQ) members it continued to detain, and refused to publicly identify those senior members in its custody. Iran has repeatedly resisted numerous calls to transfer custody of its AQ detainees to their countries of origin or third countries for trial; it is reportedly holding Usama bin Ladin’s family members under house arrest.

"...Notice that the State Department has avoided using the phrase “safe haven” in either analysis. But by refusing to identify, transfer, or “bring to justice” al Qa'ida members, that is precisely what the Iranian regime is providing al Qa'ida.

State Dept's deets make a strong case to make al Qods the unluckiest group on earth to be affiliated with.

Hanging with al Qa'ida should be the kiss of death.

A case could be made for assassinating certain command level members of Iran's regime - if not the entire regime itself.

Pic - "Safe Haven"

Shout out to Thomas Joscelyn

Choke

In addition to being the Pak in the AFPAK, Land of the Pure is a magical place where anything can happen!

Barely 69 miles away from where Pakistani Talibani film promotional girl beating vids, is an airbase where PAK Air Force is teaching girls to fly jets.

Recent events - the assassination of Pakistani Parliament member Syed Raza Haider and the murderous mayhem that has exploded in Karachi is highly significant,

Mainly because Karachi is a critical link in Great Satan's AFPAK supply chain.

Is al Qaeda and certain elements in PAK Military deploying a choke hold?

"...Karachi, with its multi-national corporations, major banks and stock exchanges, is the weakest link and chaos in this city would be most detrimental to Pakistan - as well as to the war in Afghanistan as a major casualty would be NATO's supply lines.

"...A chaotic and paralyzed Karachi, a disturbed Punjab and a crisis-hit Khyber Pakhtoonkhwa would effectively block all supply routes.

"...al-Qaeda desires to jack up tensions in Karachi, open up a front in central Punjab and exploit the flood-affected situation in restive Khyber Pakhoonkhwa. The belief among al-Qaeda leaders is that NATO's combat operations will have to be abandoned by the end of this year.

"...In al-Qaeda's broader analysis, mainly agreed on by ideologues Dr Ayman al-Zawahiri and Mustafa Abu al-Yazid (the latter - better known as al-Masri - was killed in drone attack this year), it is essential that Pakistan's armed forces be engaged across as much of the country as possible. This, it is argued, will eventually lead to Pakistan's support of the "American war" drying up.

"...This approach led al-Qaeda to open up multiple war theaters in the tribal areas, such as Khyber Agency, Orakzai Agency, Kurram Agency and South Waziristan. The result was that the military had no capacity - or will - to launch operations against the global headquarters of al-Qaeda in North Waziristan. Al-Qaeda plans much the same for central Punjab, starting with the capital Lahore.

Pic "Flailed State"

Vanguard-2010

Whoa! That didn't take long!

The world's largest Collectivist nation state responds to the recent Great Satan/Nippon/SoKo war game exercise "Invincible Spirit" with a wargame exercise of her very own!

Peoples Liberation Army Air Force is breaking out with "Vanguard 2010" featuring fighter jets, spy planes, choppers and 12,000 troops from multiple Air Defense Brigades

"...Two phases from Tuesday to Saturday, will feature emergency evacuations, war planning, reconnaissance, early warning activities, ground-to-air attacks and evacuations of command posts during its first phase ending Thursday.

"...Vanguard's second phase consists of testing Chinese air defense troops' ability in fighting air units in a "complicated electromagnetic environment."

And in a very cool way - Vanguard 2010 could be interpreted that China formally acknowledges Great Satan's Global Air Dominance. When or if the balloon ever goes up - she's training to lay back and enjoy it.

At first.

Pic "By 2015 the PLA will have numerically the most formidable fleet of modern third generation combat aircraft in Asia, comprising around 350 Su-27SK/J-11s, Su-30MKK/MK2s and several hundred J-10s " with Choi Soo-young

Palestinian Panty Po Po

Whoa!

Call for backup!

The ever risible Strip - same cats who fairly and freely voted in the world's very first suicide regime (rocket rich - natch! ) are battling crime with a new squad of coppers.

The Panty Police.

Applications online for HAMAS's new school law enforcement can be sent here.

Help keep Palestinian shame and honor betwixt a girl's legs, instead of where it really belongs...

Pic 'Commentary deleted"

Palestinian Interest Fatigue

Whoa! You know it bay bee!

One of the more risible memes in the grossly illiterate, crunk and disorderly Middle East and Arab League is that - til the Forever Quest with Little Satan and Palestine is finally solutioned - nothing else could be even be attempted.

Nothing! Not women's rights, not democrazy promo, nor hooking up to increase collective Arab influ versus Persia - or even decent roads or schools - the entire region is stuck in an era where a wheelbarrow is still regarded as a great invention.

Al-Jazeera commandant editor-in-chief Ahmed Sheikh lays it out to play it out:

"...The Palestinian cause is central for Arab thinking. The Israeli-Palestinian conflict is one of the most important reasons why these crises and problems continue to simmer. The day when Israel was founded created the basis for our problems. The West should finally come to understand this.

"...It’s because we always lose to Israel. It gnaws at the people in the Middle East that such a small country as Israel, with only about 7 million inhabitants, can defeat the Arab nation with its 350 million. That hurts our collective ego. The Palestinian problem is in the genes of every Arab. The West’s problem is that it does not understand this."

Yawn.

Actually - al Arabiya's recent online poll shows that Arab League's Arab street really, really doesn't give a flying imam about Palestine or Palestinians!

The results were bloody bleedin'! 71% "...affirmed that they do not care to know anything about the subject."

Arab League's intelligentsia are shocked!

“This is an alarming indicator. The Arabs, people and regimes alike, have always been as interested in the peace process, its developments and particulars, as they were committed to the Palestinian cause itself”

While it's easy to blame Little Satan (who else - nicht war?) - and they do! - It may be seen as a refudiation within the two Palestines of their inept and now illegit govs.

The Weenie Hut Juniors guy will most likely hop up all on it to refocus blame on Little Satan - natch.

Yes - the Strip fairly and freely voted in the world's very first suicide regime and yes -the old school Terrorists in PLO Fatah'd themselves a win in Ramallahland.

So what? Voting in one election does not a democrazy make - democrazy has to be protected and in both cases - Palestine's democracy has suicided itself - Abu Mazen's unilateral extension of Fatah's West Bank power and HAMAS' fear of elections in the Strip.

Which funnily enough - HAMAS is busy worrying about panties.

Certainly gives the old shame and honor meme it's rightful place - betwixt a girl's legs!

Oh! Palestine!

"....Against this backdrop, it is a positive sign that so many Arabs have apparently grown so apathetic about the Palestinian-Israeli conflict.

"...For if the Arab regimes’ self-serving interventionism has denied Palestinians the right to determine their own fate, then the best, indeed only, hope of peace between Arabs and Israelis lies in rejecting the spurious link between this particular issue and other regional and global problems.

"...The sooner the Palestinians recognize that their cause is theirs alone, the sooner they are likely to make peace with the existence of the State of Israel and to understand the need for a negotiated settlement.

Pic "Delicate political and diplomatic maneuvering" with Kimberly Freeman

“Conceptual Withdrawal”

Fidelis et verus!

“We have moved from a narrative, which lasted for years, that everything was fine when it wasn’t to a narrative that everything is going wrong when it isn’t.”

July has been the deadliest month of the war in AFPAK - followed by June. And Great Satan's full strength in boots on the ground yet to appear.

True enough! Yet certain elements are prepping plans for the day combat ops end:

"...Post-counterinsurgency — Afghanistan: yes, the Taliban are patiently preparing; many among the local population are preparing; probably the current regime in Afghanistan is preparing; certainly Pakistani intelligence is hedging its bets in the shadows. But what about Washington? What about London and Berlin?

Amazing.

Despite faithless Wikileaks, AFPAK is winnable, especially in the sense that Great Satan and all her hot! NATO BFF's can create an Afghanistan that can stand on its own, that ultimately is going to be able to secure its own territory, not provide a safe haven for terrorists, and not drag down the security of the entire region


Pic "Security & Stability"

Invisible Drones In The Land Of The Pure

"I am less concerned with how many civilians we are actually killing and more concerned with how many civilians the neutral population thinks we are killing.

The above quotable quote helped framework work on the meme that -yes -

Drones Gone Wild! are awesome;

yes, Drones Gone Wild! are ripping the living guts out of al Qaeda in those magical PAK Army proof 'no go zones' and

yes, Drones Gone Wild! may in fact be resulting in the recent spike of 3 Stooges style ops since all Great Satan's smart enemies are getting sold out and taken out - all the way out.

And yet, alas! - Drones Gone Wild! are churning out more terrorists and creating a super savvy indestructible terrorist recruiting drive in Land of the Pure that will enrage and encourage normal secular fence sitting Pakistanis into sworn blood enemies.

Like a jagdpanzer driven by a crew of das crunken coeds corps (whiskey and beer - never fear!!), the phat facts have totally trashed that sad, played inappropriate handwringing in a Sickleschnitt style romping blitz of risible proportions.

Pew's brand new Global Attitude Check for Land of the Pure shares that Pakistanis wouldn't know Drones Gone Wild if it landed in their front lawn. They don't know and Don't. Care.

“Just over one-in-three Pakistanis (35 percent) have heard about the drone strikes.” Apparently, Pakistanis barely know this program even exists. Another 43 percent say they’ve heard “nothing at all” about the drones. You can hear the champagne corks popping at Langley and GrEaT sAtAn"s gIrLfRiEnD."

Pic "These aren't the Drones you're looking for"