Saturday, August 28, 2010


In Great Satan's arsenal of future weaponry being deployed today - those wild hottie naughty killer drones got tons of play!

Why cause?

Because - they got tons of game, bay bee!

Hunter killers like Predator and Reaper are notoriously bad girls - always just out of reach of the handwringing attorney brigade - they diss Pakistani sovereignty (yeah - what a hoot!) seek out and slay enemies and enemy enablers anywhere. Anytime. They. Want.

Aside from Sexy Beast - Great Satan also enjoys doing several recon drones - like Little Satan's 'Hunter', and the Shadow (200 RQ 7) there is also Raven.

Sweet, petite, discrete and in heat - Raven actually returns kinda like a boomerang all on her own - no imposing imposed curfews required!

She's tiny tiny - handheld and hand launched. Raven weighs in at four and a half pounds with a five-foot wingspan and barely 38 inches in length! Raven's gig gives 'farsight' to cats on the ground in a tactical environment from subsquad level on up - thus, ensuring Great Satan's enemies rec'v the nasty surprise on the battlefield while her forces are sweetly informed with real time intell.

Never has killed anyone - Raven is a good girl.

Pic "Raven is a good girl and almost always makes it home. "


Anonymous said...

Oh, but that is not true. Raven has killed many people by making it exceptionally easy to locate and identify where the targets are.

Watched an episode of "Raven kill cam" myself in 2008, live. No better sight in the world than two murderous Haji bastards getting an up close and personal with a "copper head" round directed courtesy of Raven.

Small but deadly is a perfectly reasonable nomiker. Why quibble?

MF8 Out...

courtneyme109 said...

Ah - the subtle diff in kissing and telling and kissing and killing - nicht war? Raven may be more like an actualizing enabler. She can't help it if ppls use her super smart visionary vision to annihilate creeps, jerks and murderous intolerant militias.

She prob enjoys it!

maxx said...

Almost always getting home is good.
Sometimes even better.

Soap McTavish said...

in my experience, the raven is good for losing GPS link and crashing down in parts unknown (read: MND-N).

generally it's a user head space and timing issue, but still...i'm not sure they are useful when employed at the company level (especially when raven pilot school apparently doesn't get the message through our think infantry skulls)

give me an SKT and some bradleys/tanks any day.

Anonymous said...

of course raven has made exponential enemies and the results have been observed in the past few weeks. a fail.