Natalie Portman has made the short list for the GOP's potential VP nomies in 2008. Novak's column broke the story recently hot on the heels of the hottie actress's Capitol Hill debut a while back.Senator McCain's insiders claim that Portman is a natural because
"She's hotter than a firecracker, easy on the eyes and brings financial gravitasNatalie wasn't the first hottie considered for the campaign. Paris the Heiress was on the list too.
to the campaign. Not only that, Natalie has executive expertise from the
first three Star Wars films portraying a Princess, Senator and Resistance Leader"
"Paris is the COO for four different corps that netted about 28 million in
profits. Clearly that is an economic leader - one that could balance the GOP's nominee's strong Defense and Foreign Affairs bona fides."
Angelina Jolie was also briefly considered because of her Pro Surge stance though ultimately discounted because of several tats strategically located that might prove distracting to easily distracted voters in the Fall.
Paris Hilton was dropped from consideration despite being 'Hot' because of several incidents that would be tough for law and order voters and video collectors.
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Had the privilege of seeting her very briefly at the UK Premiere of The Other Boleyn Girl for www.lsq.tv
ReplyDeleteHA! You jokester, you! Portman, I believe, is on record as an Obama girl. I don't understand the draw to Obama, though, by those who support Israel. His church is anti-semitic, publishing articles in support of Hamas in the church bulletin. Portman was born in Israel.
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Oh, horsefeathers...here ah thunk we wuz gonna git us a babe VP ;)
ReplyDeletePerhaps we can git McCain to consider Marsha Blackburn ;)
Hi Jeremy! Thanks for coming by - am reliably informed you are one lucky cat to have been in Natalie's august presence.
ReplyDeleteHi Karen - well, I was going to put up a fake link to my risque pics - but I chickened out.
ReplyDeleteyeah, BHO is a big draw to kids - but it's starting to sour down here in Hillbillyland. Most of the kids here don't know why he is so hot for the 'dog gone' America preacher. That just don't sound right - you know?
AubreyJ - hey there, thanks for the add - I'll recip of course. Come by anytime.
ReplyDeleteSkunkfeathers! Hey there. Well, you never know - it could happen and prob sooner rather than later.
ReplyDeleteShe gets my vote. Pretty gorgeous.
ReplyDeleteWow, I see Queen Amidala has changed...
ReplyDeleteI know it is late, but Natalie Portman was born in Jerusalem, Israel. I don't know the whole constitutional take on this issue, but it might be a problem.
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