Boob Quake

"Ve are liffing in Amerika - Coca Cola - Voonderbra"

Rammstein's amazing anti homage to Great Satan may provide the best soundtrack of all for this (klotzen nicht kleckern?).

All the cool kids know that some girl fearing wanna be ayatoolah from intolerant Mullahopolis prett much 'laid' the blame for natural catastrophes

Hojatoleslam Kazim Sadeghi (Ho what?!) claimed hoochies, hotties and hoes "don't dress appropriately" and spread the hot sticky lust "when promiscuity spreads, earthquakes increase."

Oh snap! Say it ain't so!

Only, it IS so!

"The pro-scantily-clad lobby of womanity declared today Boobquake, a day to flout and disprove the cleric by baring your boobs.

"And then a 6.9-magnitude earthquake occurred in Taiwan!"

Sweet! Let's start worshipping the power of immodesty, immediately and without, uh, restraint.

In a related protuberance, boob theory often implies that the size of boobs often determines the bearer's intelligence -- i.e., the bigger the boobs -- the dumber the girl.

Actually this is quite incorrect -- boobs -- as best determined -- have a weapons range not unlike an m203 grenade launcher.

Truth is -- the more robust the boobs are (and it could be that appearance is key as opp'ed to actual size) -- the dumber the guys are.

Pic "Soft Power II"