Aegyptian Caliphatin"

Ikwhan! (raps well w/ stick one - just saying)

Since kindred spirits enjoyed a parliamentary putsch of sorts in the girl hating mommie land of all of Araby, it could be interpreted by latest legislative legalities to be kinda attempting to hop on the way back machine and time travel back to the caliphate era. 

“Revolutionary Egypt will never be a friend, partner, or ally of Little Satan, which we consider to be the number one enemy of Egypt and the Arab nation.

“It will deal with that entity as an enemy, and the Egyptian government is hereby called upon to review all its relations and accords with that enemy"

The assembly voted unanonymously "Yea" for this rant statement prepp"d by the Committee on Arab Affairs, which also freaked for stopping gas exporting, kicking out Little Satan"s bona fided ambassador to Pyramidland and supporting rowdy intolerant rocket rich  rejectionists in the Strip and the Wester Bank.

Persia's Preacher Command high fived the unnatural illogical maneuver: 

“When people in independent countries take over the helm of affairs, they do not tolerate the crimes of Little Satan, and the move by the Egyptian parliament was a natural response.”

“The move by the Egyptian parliament is considered logical… and we hope that all regional countries will achieve a good degree of independence to end invasions of the occuppiers Little Satan"

What a laff! 

This vote, by Egypt's new parliament is not decisive now, because the country is still controlled by the military junta, led by Mubarak’s defense minister for 20 years, Field Marshal Hussein Tantawi. But that situation isn't going to endure as it is much longer.

Eventually, the Egyptian military will be faced with the same choice Iran's was. Either to make war on their own people, or make a devil's bargain with the new regime in order to hang on to some vestige of perks and privileges.

In Iran, the military were thought of  just as Egypt's is today, as rational actors. But when it came down to it, the Iranian military stepped aside to enabled Khomeini to take power. Afterwards, some Iranian military officers were murdered, some fled into exile, and others became willing parts of the new regime.

Egypt is headed right on course to become the next Iran. And while Egypt doesn't have any oil wealth,Libya, now ruled by exactly the same mixture of Salafists and the you what what Brotherhood does...

The idea of a sunnified caliphating Imperium may be appealing to cats weaned on tales of past glories of riotus reactionistic, yet just how doable is it?


Caliphating by design would attempt to time travel way back to when m"Hammedism was superior to the wicked women worshipping West:

"That goal is impossible to achieve. It is inconceivable in this modern world that a whole country could wall itself off from modernity, even if the majority wanted to. Could the great theocrcy that al Qaeda and others hope to erct ever completely block out the sights and sounds of the rest of the world, and thereby shield their people from the temptations of modernity? The mullahs have not even succeeded in doing that in Iran. The project is fantastic"

Aside from Clashing Smashing caliphates - any caliphate would be doomed to a struggle they couldn't win - the extreme goals hotly desired by even a semi extreme regime can never be satiated simply because Great Satan, Little Satan, Europa, Free World, Commonwealth Russia, China etc, etc are just not capable of retreating as fast and far as a caliphate would require.


Pic - "Black Veil Brides III"