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6 comments:
Lost my Mom in 86 and still miss her. My daughters are going to treat me, but don't know where.
Love those cats.
Hope you had a good day with your family!
I too hope you had a good day with those special in your life...
Hi Findalis. I know you miss her. Shewill always be a part of her with you.
Hope the grrls did it right.
Check out the look on mom cat's face.
Hi Donald,
Thanks,
It was a hoot no doubt, food, fun, drama - the works!
Hi Otto - Thank you it was a ok!
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