Drones Of September

Whoa!

More than 21 Drones Gone Wild! events in Land of the Pure in dang near as many days Officially nom d'guerre  September as 'Drone Month" - annihilating nearly 150 enemies - with (wait for it) no mention of innocent civilians!


Oh Snap!


Essentially - Great Satan must be privy to some literally killer intell, gossip and hot deets on North Waziristan's posse of Haqqies, aQ's and assorted Talibani.
 
3 Sept: 2 separate strikes wacked 15 enemy in North Waziristan. The first strike was near Miramshah, killing six. Strike two did Data Khel, targetting the home of Gul Adam, and killed nine. Hot! gossip whispers that local Taliban commander Inayatullah was granted an instant Back Stage Pass to the afterlife. 

4 Sept  - Drones blitzed a jerk convention in Datta Khel (North Waziristan -natch) sending 8 including  3 foreign fighters straight off to the perfumed gardens of paradise

6 Sept: Surprise breakfast drone kills off 6 before the grits perked.

 8 Sept: - a magical date 'Day of the Drone" 4 strikes in 24 hours! In the first attack, a crib of Maulvi Azizullah, a Haqqani network networker collided with a drone fired missile and yielded 6 kills. Second attack, drones fired missiles striking a car traveling a few miles from the border, killing four peeps hooked up with Haqqani clan. In the 3rd attack, another terrorist hostel got droned killing another 4. Just hours later the 4th attack jack struck a compound nearby taking out at least another 6 and sorely vexing 5 others. All together 24 highly suspected enemies were...gone... in these 4 hits.

11 Sept drone strike on one of Great Satan's High Holy Days hits the hood of Hafiz Gul Bahadur in North Waziristan taking down 5. 

13 Sept: Lucky drone takes out an unlucky 13 on the 13th in Shawal, North Waziristan. CNN counts it as two drone strikes!

14 Sept: a dirty dozen (12) get dosed up beyond repair in Dargah Mandi near Miran Shah, North Waziristan. Totally 'fresh' indeed!

15 Sept: Great Satan celebrated mid month payday by taking out another 4 including a blood member of the Haqqanis - Saifullah Haqqani (1st cuz of the Haqqani Network leader Sirajuddin Haqqani) - hope it was slow and painful.         

16 Sept drones fired missiles at a house in Datakhel taking out 6 and "...14 foreigners and so-called Punjabi Taliban..." in another strike in Dandi Derpakhel. Just something about drones loitering about for an hour firing off 10 missiles is lolz quality.

19 Sept - Datta Khel, North Waziristan gets the heat netting another 5 dead enemies.

20 Sept - Great Satan double deals 2 diff strikes for a total of 12 militants in North Waziristan, the first volley hit a vehicle that in the Datakhel region killing 5, the second volley volley'd a house in Miran Shah killing 7. 

 21 Sept - Racking up an impressive 16 kills in the South-North Waziristan boarder region, including Taliban commander Mullah Shamsullah.

25 Sept A drone fired three missiles interrupting a vehicular joyride killing 4 in Datta Khel, North Waziristan. This hit is significant: Among the dead creeps was Sheikh Fateh Al Misri, aQ's brand new number 3. Hot gossip claims al Masri indulged in plotting wicked deadly plots to strike in Europa - Berlin, Paris or London doing the Mumbai Massacre M.O. Most likely in the final stages of prep al Masri may very well have been the raison d'etre for the sexponential September activities of Drones Gone Wild!.

26 Sept Drones do 2 launch missions killing 7. In the first strike, drone fired three missiles at a house in Lwara Mandi village in Datta Khel, killing 3 militants. Minutes later, a drone fired two missiles at a vehicle in the same area, killing 4 militants.

27 Sept Bed Check Charlie Drone patrol wacks 4 enemies when it hits Miran Shah, North Waziristan

28 Sept - Drones do the compund at Zeba (west of Wana) in surprise! South Waziristan, knocking off 4 more.

Pic "Out on the road today I saw a killer drone sticker on a Cadillac"