The Persian War

"Ello luv

 Great Britain prett much sums it up y'all - Iran's Preacher Command has dang near PO'd the militarized Free World beyond repair!

MoD sources whisper that the illegit Preacher ran "regime is newly aggressive, and we are not quite sure why", cite cite citing 3 recent assassination plots on foreign soil that the intell cats know were thunk up and coordinated by certain elements in Mullahopolis.

Even more worser - Iran has restored all the capability she lost in a sophisticated cyber-attack last year that made Stuxnet a safe word. Iranians have been moving some more efficient centrifuges into the heavily-fortified military base dug beneath a mountain near the Mahdi city of Qom, so well protected within the site that missile strikes may not be able to reach them!

 "12 months"

Great Britain is gearing up for a fab war with Iran - hooking up with Great Satan's hot desires: 

Ministry of Defence believes Great Satan may decide to fast-forward plans for targeted missile strikes at some key Iranian facilities. British officials say that if Great Satan presses ahead she will seek, and receive, UK military help for any mission.

Sweet!

In anticipation of a potential attack, British military planners are examining where best to deploy Royal Navy ships and submarines equipped with Tomahawk cruise missiles over the coming months as part of what would be an air and sea campaign.

Whoa!

Not only Great Britain is hot for action mate! Great Satan's essential ally - rascally Little Satan is getting all sexed up beyond repair too.

Testing shiny new missiles amidst heated talk of going ballistic - and make no mistake, Little Satan could unleash a world of hurt on Iran's expensive, sensitive tender portions with way more than aircraft witchcraft.


The funintended consequences would be legional and regional - wads and wads of missiles and rockets on Little Satan's cities, terror attacks on Iraqi, Great Britain and Great and Little Satan targets worldwide, downed pilots in the creepy clutches and interrogation rooms of the Iranian Revolutionary Guards

That alone means a menage a quad of Saudi, Little Satan Great Britain and Great Satan attacks on Persia's new clear naughtiness may be a smokescreen.

Instead - attack the regime itself! Launch a massive blitz on the top 20% of Iran's ruling clerics using cruise and conventional missiles, attack aircraft and old school special ops.

While Iran's rulers have some redundancy in their command and control posts, these are actually quite few in number as are the few calling the shots.

Militarily, Iran is still a basket case. Iran banged on the gates of Basra for six years and never made it in during the horrible Iran Iraq war.

Other targets that would be fun to kill or cripple would be the internal control freaks like the Beseej. Al Qods and Revo Guards shouldn't be spared either.

This may be a moment of truth for Hiz'B'Allah as well. Retaliating with murderous mayhem on American soil in solidarity with Iran's stricken regime ensures Americans would not be too concerned if the nasty nasty HbA got dosed to death via Great Satan's righteous wrath

Pic - "Within 5 days, Iran is reduced to a state of near paralysis, unable in any sense to retaliate militarily, its entire command/control and economic infrastructure in shambles"