Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Respectful Salutations

Dearest young person,

In the name of the Most Merciful God and His Prophet (PBUH), The Islamic Republic's Revolutionary Guard Corps would wish to offer grateful thanks for your recent correspondance and condolences on the marytrydom of our Most Revered Brother Commander Imad Mughaniyah.

In response to your inquiry it is doubtful that suffering was involved for any length of time. In the act of sha heed the martyr is blissfully and instantly taken up to the perfumed gardens of Paradise to reside forever in the presence of the Most Merciful.

Please rest assured that since the eid of mourning has passed, renewed vigour will entail righteous and just retribution for this gangster crime against our Brother Commander.

Regretfully, the Islamic Republic will not be able to grant your request for the creation of or inclusion to a list of NGO English Websites for lawful visits by Iranian young people.

Please also understand that Iran harbours no ill will towards the American People who are currently enthralled by a criminal cabal that seeks Imperium in the region of the Middle East.

Recently, elections in the Islamic Republic will ensure continuation of seeking a just and righteous solution to the myriad of problems facing the region and an honourable solution.

It is now dependent on you as an American young person to seek out the truth and participate in America's upcoming elections. Seek out truth. Seek out justice. Ensure that electing a President who will honour the wishes of all Americans who demand and thirst for an end to unjust, criminal and savage policies of Great Power arrogance.

With all good wishes and respectful salutations,

IRRGC

4 comments:

GrEaT sAtAn'S gIrLfRiEnD said...

Well, well, well. 1st off I did NOT offer the IRRGC condolences - instead it was more of a knee slapping, high 5ing LOL! Yo yo yo - hope it was a slow and painful suicide (that failed to take any enemies or innocents with him).

I did quiz about the censorship of the net and how retarded it was to totally pee away resources in trying to limit and control what people did on their free time.

But that was like forever ago. I was going to wait and post this with my happy anniversay stuff - but I couldn't resist.
Just so y'all know.

Debbie said...

Happy Anniversary, it's almost here, just hours away. I added a little video to my post, hope you like it. (No it's not me)

Debbie Hamilton
Right Truth

Debbie said...

p.s.

http://righttruth.typepad.com/right_truth/2008/03/great-satans-gi.html

MK said...

Happy blogiversary GSG..