Saturday, October 30, 2010
If caught out of time and ill prepped for a T or T costume, here are a few last minute, fast minute ideas:
Mookie al Sadr - Iran's boy Elroy in Iraq til he split the scene pre Surge (lucky for him!) All you really need is a white sheet for a robe, several pillows belted (or bungee corded to make you really girthy) fake beard, fake teeth unibrow and a black Turbin thingy. Of course with spectacles - you may get mistaken for Hiz'B'Allah's freak in chief - the body part collector general - Nasrallah (just play it off).
Iranian nuclear diplomat - fake beard (drawn on with crayon is best), suit jacket with NO tie (wouldn't want anyone to make the Crusader connection to X) and that creepy beastly little spot betwixt the eyes (alledgedly from headbanging during prayers). With specs on - you could get mistaken for HAMAS death cult fanboy Khalid Meshal - again, go with it!
Fidel Castro is prett easy too - old fake Santa beard, od fatigue shirt and a fake (or real) blunt.
Gotta beret? Then it could be Che!
And perhaps the ultimate fright sight for Great Satan's enemies - if you have the gear - deck out as a Marine, or American GI.
Either way - travel in packs and deploy a royal taster.
Pic - "Theories of International Politics and Zombies"
Posted by GrEaT sAtAn'S gIrLfRiEnD at 12:26 AM