Sunday, April 6, 2008

NakBah II


Subtle as a sledgehammer, several Little Satan fans have hooked up to take on played propaganda, faux PR and stripping out right falsehoods right off double d standards, regarding intolerance, denial and doofus disses about Little Satan.

These cats are heavy and take no prisoners - mercilessly deploying passionate factile projectile prolifferation with an in your face front that is just like VIKI the computer lady in "I, Robot" - their logic is undeniable.

"Restoring Truth to the Middle East Narrative by documenting the global
biased politics of the nations, governments, and NGOs that use double standards
to falsely and systematically portray Israeli responses to terror as violations
of moral norms."

With high hopes for their resource phat potentiality (and acknowledgement of an excellent game played courtsmanship wise) GsGf succumbed to the offer and offered up a bit for their inaugural weekend.

Consider this a pre NakBah - Happy 60th BDay present.

Reposted here at the last minute and great expense


Real estate wise, including after the show hoes like West Bank and Gaza Strip - even the hotly contested 13 acres of hottie Har Dov (Shee Bah Farms in Arabic) Tiny tiny Little Satan 'occupies' less than 1% of the Arab world and less than a /10th of 1% of Islamic turf.

What the heck is it about 7 million people that drive almost 300 million absolutely bloody batty?

At war from the day she was born, halfway through the magical month of NakBah (15 May for the Gregorians) Little Satan hit the hood and pretty much took over.

In every measure of economic, political, social, and cultural measurements, Little Satan is a success.

Thriving - totally off the hook - amid a hood fully stocked with misery. Without oil, without a large population, without friendly homies on her borders, without vast real estate, and without the Suez Canal, she is far superior, far more humane than Hosni's Egypt, Abdullah's (v2.0) Jordan, Bashar's Syria and ex colonies like Abbas' West Bank and HAMAS' Gaza Strip.

In fact, Little Satan is so magical - so irresistable - that recent internal Palestinian polls reflect that an amazing 62% of Palestinians would prefer being citizens in Little Satan than any future Palestinian state.

Little Satan got Game! Like all democracies, Little Satan actively and energetically pursues academics, the arts, business, commerce, communications, industry, medicine, science and tech.

World Economic Forum rates Israel at genius level for the last two years - 1st for availability of scientists and engineers, 2nd for venture capital availability, 3rd in the world in Technological readiness, 5th in patents pending amd 7th in innovations.

The 2008 box set will be out soon. Chief Economist and director of the Global Competitiveness Network, Augusto Lopex-Claros, confides:

"Israel has become a world technology powerhouse, and this is beginning to have favorable demonstration effect on the rest of the economy. Israel has benefited from the development of culture of innovation, supported by first-class
institutions of higher education and scientific research."
Missile magnetic wicked Little Satan - unabashedly swinging her skirt high enough to almost see her goodies, busting out with bling, high tech and the most PHD's per capita in the entire ME (135 per 10K for staticians).

When conflicts disrupt these pursuits, Little Satan actively and ruthlessly pursues the absolute defeat of her enemies. Just like Great Satan - Little Satan's armoured blitz by General Sharon in 1967 and 1973 faithfully followed General Sherman and General Patton's model of killing the most enemies, capturing the most pows, liberating the most turf in the least amount of time while suffering far fewer casualities.

In a wonderful homage to Great Satan's Total War Master - many times Little Satan blitzed in Sherman tanks - just like Patton. Victorious without modesty, repeatedly and at will. Many times all at once and all by herself until the Yom Kippor War in 1973.

The Great Satan did indeed intervene to ensure the ME's only Democracy did not perish - if only by replenishing armor and passing on Soviet Union's request to Little Satan: Please Don't park your tanks in downtown Cairo and Damascus.

After all, the real problem in the ME has never been just a K or 2K acres of disputed land, occupied turf or Holy sites. Complete absence of a legitimate government — and played arabic, Palestinian, mohammedist, and socialist foreign subsidized myths and make believeologies - Palestinians may be to blame.

Rowdy foreigners, who learned the hard way not to send in THEIR jets and panzers to conquer Palestine from the river to the sea, feed failed ideas.

That inhumane tactics, illegitimate leaders, suiciders, rocket brigades would grant sweet fruit like the honor, prosperity, and victory that they could never receive through war, tribal dictatorship or public opinion.

Re Vamped and Upgraded from the original fun, fact filled essay "Little Satan"

2 comments:

Donald Douglas said...

Cool essay, Courney.

"Restoring Truth to the Middle East Narrative by documenting the global biased politics of the nations, governments, and NGOs that use double standards
to falsely and systematically portray Israeli responses to terror as violations
of moral norms."

Double-standards ... !

GrEaT sAtAn'S gIrLfRiEnD said...

Hi Donald,
yeah these cats don't play about Little Satan. Double standards are doubly uncool.

Anytime democratic girlfriends are under the gun (literally or figgy wise) - all of freedom's fans should deploy!