Devil's Advocate Dept. Russia's ex GRU (Soviet Military Intell) site has a very risible bit up on Ukrainia protesting Great Satan's irresistable NATO trick.
The pics show an army of red clad ex commies and their younger, slack jawed*, shave headed minions protesting and day dreaming about the return of the old Soviet Empire, while Great Satan is hanging in Kiev and cutting deals with the Ex East bloc.
Alas, there is no eye candy available. This is significant. Earlier studies prove that without eye candy - chances for success with any movement are nigh impossible.
A friendly tip to reactionary comrades wishing to rehang the Iron Curtain - Get some hotties in there y'all.
* Note that slack jawed seems to be the end result with any guy wearing a cap of sorts. Ask any girl - she'll tell you. Clocking cats with caps is kinda funny as in time, blood flow to the brain is curtailed. Response rate and mental awareness slow to a crawl and often they become nigh incommunicable (though easily manipulated).
Thursday, April 3, 2008
Posted by GrEaT sAtAn'S gIrLfRiEnD at 4:35 PM