"New Moon and Twilight is the ultimate female teen romantic fantasy, about the awkward female outsider who finds a complex, deep, dark male outsider, the one all the other girls wish they had. In this case, standard teen romance becomes a kind of teen gnosticism, since here the brooding James Dean happens to have preternatural powers and is clued in to the secrets of the universe."
As best understood, traditional Victorian Era vampire gossip evolved into something known as sexyful suppression. Faint notions of egalitarianism began to reward the ancient pre positioned Greek concept of individualism and busted out of her cocoon as Free Choice.
In the new millenium, modern tall tail tales of vampires and choice undead could be interpreted as resisting the vampire's sexyfulness - remaining chaste in the face of hot, wet, sticky breaths of illicit allures, eternal youth and life.
Zooming out of such stunning social commentary and righteous realism re:Team Edward or Team Jacob, the temptation to compare Great Satan's diplomilitary bona fides with vampires is - huh - biting.
Consider - Capitalism manifests herself as a bloodsucker to some: draining all the phat booty resources - working an indigenous working class to death, sucking up tons of bling, power and prestige that maintain the parasitical parasite healthy, wealthy and wise.
Team Great Satan?
Like any hot! vampiress worth a lick, she teases the entire world with the forever tingling tingles of desire of free choice.
And like Jonathan Harker who tripped head first into Count Dracula's bed chamber, wall to wall and with super hot sexy succubi and realised too late that doom came with crimson lipstick and sharp sharp pointy teeth, today's despots face the same dilemma as the last millennium's despots.
America - Great Satan - embodies all their captives peoples hold dear - freedom, choice, fun and living life to the nth. Thus they are driven to try and control media, cut off the outside world as much as they can and try to hang on with computerized police states and true believers.
It is Great Satan's natural function, for she is the one truly revolutionary country in the world for more than 2 centuries. She does it automatically, and that is precisely why the tyrants hate her guts, and are driven to attack her. An enormous advantage, tyrants fear her, and their oppressed peoples want what she offers: freedom.
New Moon indeed.
Pic "Twighlight/New Moon"
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Haven't seen "New Moon" yet. Must be culturally deprived.
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