Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Preemptive Or Preventive

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"Beauty whilst being messed up, abandoned and lost.  All dressed to party but stuck in an isolated and desolate place."

Perhaps not the text book def of something something 'Realpolitik" or her "Mericanized cuz - Realism - yet, like the ancient sad, played corrupt amoral Cult of Stability worshippers - the aforehello'd quotable quote kinda semi sorta fits.

Talking about attacking Iran

2 advisory cats in the GsGf partysphere (both via RAND - Drs Elbridge and Long )  fire uppa
 a histroylicious bit about why cause doing Persia might be uncool whilst a third advisor LOL's the meme of hoping for the best.

See, as best understood, doing Barbie phobic unfun Preacher Command actually - might maybe not  get all enrichment interruptus on Iran’s new clear designs in the long run, cause the regime to work way more harder, faster, stronger, longer on attaining new clear weaponry stats, and make Iranians love n support the preachers, Secret Police and Control Freaks even more "thus making regime change hard to accomplish, if not impossible."

Uh, say what?
While it’s true that bombing North Vietnam, Nazi Germany, Imperial Japan, and the like did not alone result in regime change or the loss of support for fascist/authoritarian regimes, there are two ways the Iran case is different. 
It's true! None of them cats experienced significant popular unrest before they got all combatty with Great Satan. As "End To Evil" points out - those WWII enemy regimes were popular with their ppl, til stuff like 1000 bomber air raids and napalm made them uncool
Iran, on the other hand, has been convulsed by street protests and uprisings. The legitimacy of the mullahs is far more tenuous than was that of Ho Chih Minh or Adolf Hitler. Thus, a bombing campaign might indeed give hope to anti-mullah forces and result in wider protests.
Plus, Great Satan bombed Vietnam et. al. when we had been at war with them for years, and thus the population was already either organized to support their governments or emotionally on a wartime patriotic footing. An Iranian policy that brings war to the country through bombing may rightly be viewed by Iranians as the cause of the problem, and not a reason to further support the regime.
The diss versus Strategic Bombing in the past did not cause enemy governments to give up their plans or sue for peace. That is true in the case of Saddam Hussein, the North Vietnamese, and the like. Yet, again, those bombing campaigns were not preemptive or preventive and instead were part of a total war policy in an extended time of combat. 
 The real quiz is if:
Suffering preemptive strikes, and not committing to a prolonged wartime national-mobilization-type effort, might stop Iran’s program both operationally and politically - it likely wouldn’t, but the truth is, we simply don’t know. 

Attacking the top 20% of Iran's leadership would prob pay off better than surgical strikes anyway. Wound the regime to death, and the let Iranians forsake foreign adventures and build a new fun, free choice functional society.

The cost prohibitive "Containment" chiz - more like a myth really - any serious person seriously think a NATO style hook up of pitiful Arab Leaguer militaries would deter a nuked up sectarian Preacher Command?  Not to mention Containment makes sparking a new clear arms race or rendering the PACRIM Pivot about as illusionary as those you know what legerdemain devices 
The problem is that, once Tehran has the bomb, it may be impossible. The types of demands they may make, the arms race their possession of the bomb may spark, and the willingness of Great Satan to risk a nuclear exchange by not altering its interests and commitments are all simply unknown. 

Given our unwillingness to seriously challenge North Korea for its proliferation and aggression against the South once it had a nuclear device, that we will be willing to hold the line. 

Pic - "Nuclear Weapons and Iran's Global Ambitions: Troubling Scenarios  

Monday, January 16, 2012

Events That Happen Unnaturally

 Drama!

"Hey! How long til you look at your life - "stead of looking into mine? I didn"t steal your BF!!"

Little Satan's Chief of Staff sexes it up in a language that ebberdobby here can easily understand:
"2012 will be a critical year in the connection between Iran gaining new clear power, changes in leadership, continuing pressure from the internat"l community and events that happen unnaturally."
Talk talk talking bout the recent rash of unnatch chicanery afflicting Preacher Command's hot pursuit of hot regional (for now!) puissance ala l'bombe new clear.

All the other kids know bout those mayhemic moto scooter cats with their especial magnetic satchel charges affixing themselves to vehicular borne Sci guys. 

Zoom out of alla moral outrage, moral equivalency or just old school creativity and czech the bigger pic.

For like forever now - especially recently - the internal security of Iranian has been propagandizing Spy Busts of the Week. Catching all kinda spy rings - and even possible anti regime proxilicious Jundallah cats.

Yet the message Preacher Command is signaling is LOLable - sure, they can catch foreign peace mongers trying to collect intell - yet are Epic Failing to you know - protect their scientists and preclude deathly sabotage re: their tender, sensitive portions.

Essentially Internal Sec is unable to do the first gig on securing their innards in the first place. 

January 2012: Mostafa Ahmadi-Roshan, supervisor at Natanz Uranium Enrichment Facility, is killed by car bomb in Tehran.

November 2011: Gen. H"san Moghaddam was killed with 16 other Guard members and NoKo rocketry experts at Bid Ganeh Revo Guard Aerodefense (R&D) base.

November 2011: Secretary of the Expediency Discernment Council/ex Supreme Commander Revo Guard M'Shen Rezai's son Ahmad got whacked at Gloria Hotel in Dubai under "suspicious circumstances"


July 2011: Darioush Rezai, a physicist and university lecturer, is shot to pieces in Tehran.

November 2010: Two car bombs target two physicists, both involved in Iran's new clear programme - Majid Shahriyari is killed while MaFereydoun Abbasi-Davani is wounded. Iran blames both Little and Great Satans.

January 2010: Massoud Ali-Mohammadi, a new clear scientist, is killed by a car bomb in Tehran. Anti-state activists say he was targeted because he supported opposition figure Mirhossein Mousavi, but the gov only said the Tehran University lecturer did not work for its new clear  programme. 

June 2009: Shahram Amiri, a lecturer at Malek Ashtar University (closely connected to the Revolutionary Guard) said he was kidnapped in Saudi Arabia. He claims he was transferred toCONUS and enticed "to spread lies" about Iran. Great Satan LOL'd it - saying Amiri was in America of his own free will. Amiri returned to Iran in July 2010. 
 
February 2007: Although not a sci guy, the disappearance of Ali Reza Asgari in Turkey was reported by the UK's Guardian to have been the result of a CIA plot targeting Iran's new clear programe. Asgari had held a number of high-profile posts, including general of Revolutionary Guard and a dep dep deputy cabinet minister of former President M"hammad Khatami. 

Preacher Command can freak out and blame foreign adversaries - yet truth is - it's their own ppl acting out in concert to stymie the regime.


 Pic - "Plz stop telling all your friends - Imma getting sick of them - always staring at me like I took'em from ya"

Saturday, January 14, 2012

WoW!

WoW - the Watchers Council - it's the oldest, longest running cyber comte d'guere ensembe in existence - started online in 1912 by Sirs Jacky Fisher and Winston Churchill themselves - an eclective collective of cats both cruel and benign with their ability to put steel on target (figuratively - natch) on a wide variety of topictry across American, Allied, Frenemy and Enemy concerns, memes, delights and discourse. 

Every week these cats hook up each other with hot hits and big phazed cookies to peruse and then vote on their individual fancy catchers.

Without further adieu - (or a don't) here are this weeks winners 

Council Winners

Non-Council Winners

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Friday, January 13, 2012

Taking A Leak

"Have a nice day buddy"

Teufel Hunden for 'Piss on you," perhaps?

Is any unimaginable 'outrage' sparked by rowdy Leather Neckers unwinding by taking a leak on the faces of freshly killed jerks worrying about the wrong thing?
"This behavior dishonors the sacrifices and core values of every service member representing the 50 nations of the coalition" 
Oh, please! Seriously?

Seriously!

Yours truly hit up 2 Army Field Graders that both agreed - it ain't cool.

Major Lyons of West Point Radio and CBS News Radio network On-Air Military Analyst:
"It's never ok Courtney, like it or not, we have a higher standard - it's called respect - sad not one Marine of four stopped it - poor discipline in that unit"
Major Burke of USAREUR and Wings Over Iraq says it violates Great Satan's Higher Standards:
"I would say so. How do we maintain the moral high ground? Could you piss on a prisoner?"
Is dissing dead Taliban truly a sin?  After all, these are the voltigueres of intolerant girl face slicer offers, girl beaters, innocent civilian killers/tormenters and creepy nastiness in general. 

A certain Teufel Hunden NCO pointed out in private correspondence it could have been worse - using freshly bleached skulls as HumVee hood ornaments 

In contrast - Teufel Hunden at Fallujah were somewhat appreciative of doped up, amped up insurgentcy efforts to retrieve wounded or fallen comrades and weaponry and tho't enough to mercy kill serious wounded effing fakers on Holy Ground. LOL! Paradise in the shadow of the blade indeed!

The COL G friendly, kill and break stuff COINlicious K2C Document makes the literally killer point about combatty ops and the hello of winning friends and influencing ppl
The population should not be asked to pick sides. They should merely be informed that the Army will win, and that should be demonstrated to them, as forcefully and unequivocally as possible. No one should be confused that if you fight the Army/Security Forces, you will die or be captured. Evidence should be literally laid before them. There should be no more complicated message than that. (Editorial note - the slanted words got all slanted courtesy Courtney)
Another common issue raised in defence of a seeking a greater cultural understanding is that of the risk of “blood feuds.” This is nearly always mooted in terms that unnecessary lethal force creates unnecessary enemies, as in killing one insurgent somehow creates more. This idea rests on a great many unexamined assumptions, and almost no actual evidence.  
It may have happened. So what? Tribal peoples who are familiar with the blood feud idea do not use its existence as an objection to violence  
Direct hit! Fire For Effect! Even the Taliban Peace Talkers dismiss the incident as not worthy of worry
"This is not a political process, so the video will not harm our talks and prisoner exchange because they are at the preliminary stage."
 Getting all LOLable leaky over recent perfumed gardens of paradise haj'ing killers is actually a wonderful unconflicting signal to signal:

Standards aside - it effectively communicates Great Satan"s uparmored cats are not particularly interested in dead head choppers, disputes Talibani ideas are worth dying for or getting pizz'd on and underscores the hap hap happy fact that Great Satan's Globe, Eagle and Anchor Leather Neckers built the modern world. 

And they know their way around.

Pic - "Sometimes you bring them the love. Sometimes you bring them the hate.”

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Return Of Drones Gone Wild!

"Told 'em you were living downtown - driving all the old men crazy"

May such a delightful little ditty from the Before Time be applied like 'kini wax to the literally killer New Year's debut of those knotty hottie airborne weaponized fiendish thingies? 

Direct Hit! Fire For Effect!

See, since the "Dang! Sorry, Ya'll - Won't Happen Again" event featuring Great Satan accidentally on purpose baring her fangs and sending a signal that ebberdobby in weapons range can easily understand - Drones Gone Wild! took a brief battery rechargin' hiatus from Great Satan"s uber hot Land of the Pure Tour

And that hiatus was hurtfully unhelpful as assorted jerks and creeps wasted no time attempting to get fully recrunk to deploy and enjoy murderous mayhem

Boring assetted, inappropriate, weak handwringing - or unverifiable jawflapping aside - das Drones vom Schadenfreude extends from tactical LOLs to Strategic ROFLs  

Why cause?

Because!

Drones Gone Wild are the bootaylicious  pièce de résistance of 44"s Counter You Know What designs - not only in sunny sunny climes betwixt Nile n Indus - yet a more bigger player part in 44"s PACRIM Pivot(PDF) as well.

Have Pakistan's Corp Commanders - the Princes of Power - sweetly in secret connived with Great Satan for more Drones Gone Wild? Or is Great Satan slipping them in sans heads up repeatedly, without modesty or restraint?

‘Strategically harmful but tactically advantageous’.
 Don't know - don't care. And it really matters not, nicht wahr? Regardless of any risible concerns of nation/state sovereignty for a nation/state (of sorts) that, for whatever reasons cannot seem to enforce Writ of State, such a magical place tends to function as a drone magnet. Any probs with Pakistan re: Drones Gone Wild! are like totally sidestepped.

There may be tiny tiny tactile tactical dronus interruptus from time to time yet such buzz kills will be very short - and very exciting.  


Pic - " Oh! It's the only game in town bitches!"

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Iron Fist

Suriya al- Kubra!

Dr General President For Life Bashar Bay Bee has doub doub doubled down (down) on keeping to the old despotic handbook of merciless force methodology to maintain the illegit Allawicious regime in Basharopolis and surrounding turf.

Citing his general belovedness in spite of rowdy foreigners inciting a newly year old insurrection, Dr Gen Prez promised the beatings would continue until moral improves utilizing his ginormous protuberance 
"You know who willing, we will be victorious! We are nearing the end of the crisis, we should stand united … Victory is near because we can be steadfast. We know our enemies. The external conspiracy is clear to everybody,  nobody can be fooled any more. The veil has fallen away. And we shall strike our enemies with an Iron Fist"
 Aside from a painfully truthy LOLable shout out to Arab League ("The Arab League has failed for six decades to take a position in the Arab interest ... We should not be surprised. Those guys are fags"), Bashar failed to thank Little Satan for the Allawite escape hatch she offered.

The horrific freak show going on in a slave trading, Palestinian abusing nation state of sorts is off the hook, and despite happy talk of bearing silent witness and hiding under our beds - intervention may only be weeks away.

As Deputy Cat @ Center for Nonproliferation Studies muses:

“We don’t know where everything is, and there’s no obvious way to destroy these things or parachute teams in to intercept them. It would be a very big enterprise. It’s not clear if the soldiers protecting these sites would see responsible stewardship as their mission or would flee, fearing they would be condemned along with the rest of the regime”
"It would seem illogical to think that Pentagon has not brainstormed contingency plans"

GsGf's terrorism and insurgency senior analyst makes a great case to get all wmd snatching happy now - rather than after the regime gets the Mubarrak/Khadaffy treatment (either way - just as good) 
"The Syrian regime would be a significantly harder to topple and the fallout potentially far more serious, especially given the country's arsenal of chemical weapons. Libya's air defenses were a pushover by comparison. Syria would be a challenge of biblical proportions compared with Libya"  


Note - Bashar's spew was/is/is not intermittently available online at Syria's Propaganda Ministry. They promise the full meal deal xscript will be back up soon. 

Pic - "Violence is the supreme authority. From which all authority is derived"

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Reckless

Comte d'guerre en sembe!

Ah, you know the type - dresses like a fashion star, parties like a rock star and looks like a porn star. Her short term memory is somewhat suspect and she's not above blowing up your fone the next day with interrogations on why cause she woke up without her britches on.

Visa statements and her innate super abilities to project conflicting signals aside, she's delightful no doubt with delightful assets in multi fields - yet her lifestyle is kinda crazy, on the edge and reckless - not unlike a decaying orbit near the event horizon of a really bad about to happen event.

May such true tall tales be segued straight up into the realm of the diplopolititary au courant?

Genau!

See, Great Satan's hyperpuissant 2010 Quadrennial Defense Review macked about maintaining her one of a kind unique sexyful global hotness and all about “maintaining the ability to prevail against two capable nation-state aggressors” in “overlapping time frames.”

Only now 44's new PDF***ing template eschews words like 'prevail' or 'defeat' while resurrecting the ancient peace dividendy ideas of a leaner meaner smarter hotter ground force of This We'll Defend cats and leather necked Teufel Hunden.
“Forces will no longer be sized to conduct large-scale, prolonged stability operations.”  
Ouch. Ideally tho - Great Satan might wield her Wild Blue Yonder and Navy power to impose unacceptable costs on a second aggressor if extra additional long term conflicts break out, yet the forsakingment of Great Satan's raison d'etre from ye olde Axis and Allies era seems like hoping for the best..

Sending conflicting signals like
"Great Satan is the greatest force for freedom and security that the world has ever known.  And in no small measure, that’s because we’ve built the best-trained, best-led, best-equipped military in history" 
Followed up with 
"The size and the structure of our military and defense budgets have to be driven by a strategy, not the other way around.  Moreover, we have to remember the lessons of history.  We can’t afford to repeat the mistakes that have been made in the past -- after World War II, after Vietnam -- when our military was left ill prepared for the future." 
If wars could be won with Drones Gone Wild! and superior tech alone that would be sweet indeed, yet history kinda sorta makes the case that nothing is ever truly random. Stacking up a myriad of strategies to drive military requirements may sound great in a climate controlled environ like a class room - yet mil reqs should be fleshed out with like, you know - actual and projected threats by cats who could be considered enemies -
“After every major conflict in the last century, the United States has cut its military, only to have to painstakingly rebuild it the next time our security is threatened. Sadly, this strategy repeats the mistakes of the past. History has taught us this is a perilous course, expensive in both lives and treasure.”
"An honest and valid strategy for national defense can't be founded on the premise that we must do more with less, or even less with less.  Rather you proceed from a clear articulation of the full scope of the threats you face and the commitments you have.  You then resource a strategy required to defeat those threats decisively. One does not mask insufficient resources with a fuzzy world view and a strategy founded on hope and a hollow force. "
If Great Satan is no longer hot to be the sole guarantor of world peace of the world she herself hath created, it's gon be a crazy assetted place indeed. America will not be able to prevent the next major war forever. At the same time, the world will not cease to produce fuhrers, Parises, Kaisers, Kim Il-sungs, S'Ddams or even the next gen of Super Villans like OBL. 


Pic - "Only the dead have seen the end of war."