Revenge

Revenge is a lot like pizza. Especially delish when served piping hot, it's also great at room temp or even cold.

And sweet too! Great Satan is absolutely reveling in the sweet bittersweet glow of hooking up to the original Supervillan. Imad Mughniyeh.

Totally old school - cutting his teeth with Comrade 'Papa' Arafat's "Force 17" way back in the last millenium - way before CD's, MP3's and dVd's, Imad's bloody bona fides in cold blooded murder and torture of helpless captives span decades.

Reading his dossier is to take a tour of a psychopathic snakepit mind of an evil Brainiac.

A sworn enemy of Great Satan and Little Satan, intell experts felt unclean- like they needed a shower or a tetnus shot after plumbing the ungodly, unclean depths of a horrific cesspool.

"The guy is a genius, someone who refined the art of terrorism to its utmost
level. We studied him and reached the conclusion that he is a clinical psychopath motivated by uncontrollable psychological reasons, which we have given up trying to understand."

Recruited by Hiz'B'Allah in that loser loving league of intolerants at the very begining Imad was alledgedly involved in terror plots for decades.

"Imad then joined Hiz'B'Allah and was appointed by, Ahmad Motevaselian, a leader
in the revolutionary guards in Beirut at the time, as the Party of God’s
intelligence chief. His leading role in three operations made Mughniyeh’s name
on the top of most-wanted lists in the United States and France: the bombing of
the US embassy in the Lebanese capital in April 1983, in which 63 US and
Lebanese individuals were killed, the bombing of the US Marines barracks in
Beirut, in which 241 died and the bombing of the French barracks in the Bekaa
Valley, which killed 58 French soldiers."

Wanted in 42 countries Mad Imad had killed more American citizens than anyone else worldwide, til 911 time. And Imad won't ever kill anyone else.

The Islamic Republic is bummed about losing a Hiz'B'Allah client and commander and blames those naughty IDF commando types. A good guess, after all, Little Satan has taken asymmetrical warfare to an artform with pinpoint kills.

Mutual enemies mourn a 'martyr' (which is weird - shouldn't they be happy and pass out Laffy Taffy instead?) Hiz'B'Allah plans a State within a State funeral, no doubt complete with tons of imported innocents to serve as customary shielding.

After all, revenge like pizza, is even better with more toppings.

"With all pride we declare a great jihadist leader of the Islamic resistance in
Lebanon joining the martyrs, The brother commander Hajj Imad Moghaniyah became a martyr"

Ali Hosseini, Iran's foreign ministry spokescat was not amused by the sweet sweet irony of a Lebanese politician style car bomb vaporizing a colleague of long standing.

"This measure is the result and another prominent example of organised state
terrorism and heinous crimes by the Zionist regime"

Not to be outdone by Gaza's Preacher Command in Tehran, HAMAS' chief jaw flapper Sami Abu Zuhri likened wicked Little Satan's penchant for killing killers to a Kraken

"We urge the Muslim and Arab nations to act decisively against the Zionist
octopus that threatens the security of Arab and Muslim countries. We condemn this crime and we emphasize the Muslim nation must rise up to confront the Zionist devil which is back by the Americans""

Little Satan usually licks her bloody claws clean in public whenever her enemies are granted instant access to the perfumed gardens of Paradise - but not this time. Little Satan's PM's office

"rejects the attempt by terror groups to attribute to it any involvement in this
incident. We have nothing further to add"

Splitting the 'Iranian school' in downtown Damascus and hopping in the ride - right before he ignited the ignition of his very own suicide bomb - Imad heard a sexy whisper in his ear.

"Revenge."

Imad caught a glimpse of Great Satan - replete in her scaled, taunt breastplate armour of purity weilding her sword, Steadfast and Courageous. Beautiful, savorying the moment of the kill, Her fangs gleaming in the twilight.

"Revenge"

Somewhere tonight, on the trackless expanses of ocean - within weapons range of intolerant, illegitimate regimes, their militias, their fanboys, their hired psychopathic murderous 'brother commanders' there is soulful celebration onboard the USS Robert D. Stethem.

"We welcome the news that Imad Mughniyeh's life of terror has finally come to an
end. From Beirut to Dhahran, he orchestrated bombings, kidnappings and
hijackings in which hundreds of American service members were killed.
Hopefully, his demise will bring some measure of comfort to the families of
all those military men he murdered."

Revenge.

"This means that Hizbullah's top brass has been infiltrated by the Israelis and
Americans."

Revenge.