Khalifah!
Araby"s mommieland - the horrific girl hatin, book burning Pyramidland has really had the chiz offa hook bay bee!!
Egypt"s Supreme Military Command (truly a misnomer - despite having their very own M1 Panzer Factory, Egypt is a rapidly computerizing Police State that seems to only be able to brutally enforce Writ of State on hoochies, girls and free thinking fun lovers - that cannot seem to grip a grip on things regionally - like keeping Sinai free of rocket rich terrorists, putting paid to unacceptable behaviour in Khartoum a decade back or even Lib Lib Libya last spring - enough to make ya weep, nicht wahr?).
Since the High Court LOL"d the idea of a fresh new Ikwhanese Parliament and dissolved power right back to the Military - Aegyot"s Next Revolution is only a shot away.
"SCAF’s decision to dissolve the parliament is null and void because it is not based on any constitutional legitimacy, principle or procedure."
Sooo - is Great Satan is left in the unenviable position of cheering on 7th Century thinking or hooking up with last millennium"s uncool Realpolitikisch Realism and saying "Yay!! Military Dictatorship!" ?
"So does it make sense for America's government to take up the doctrine of “neo-conservative” naivete and demand a Brotherhood victory over the army in Egypt? A proper American government would — and I apologize for the “amoral” requirements of realpolitik — secretly be backing the military to keep the Brotherhood out of power."
"What circumstances are more appropriate for sending arms and money? When the Ikwahn dominates a parliament, the presidency, has written a constitution mandating Sharia law, and follows a policy of death to Great and Little Satan? Who are you going to cheer for if m"Hammedists rebel against the regime?"
And zzzzzzzz.
That type of pitiful thinking is funnily 2 dimensional with unfunny consequences. As one Senatorial cat LOL"D
“I would not want to see Great Satan write checks for contracts
with Egypt’s military under the present uncertain circumstances.”
While it is true that the cool kids in Neoconic Circle are some what split in regards to cheering on future and au courant protesters or suddenly thinking the ancient corrupt cult of stability is suddenly hip, hot and all together with it - this is actually a thingamajig about 'style over substance"
Plus, a Caliphate by design would attempt to time travel way back to when m"Hammedism was superior to the wicked women worshipping West:
"That goal is impossible to achieve. It is inconceivable in this
modern world that a whole country could wall itself off from modernity,
even if the majority wanted to. Could the great theocracy that al Qaeda
and others hope to erect ever completely block out the sights and sounds
of the rest of the world, and thereby shield their people from the
temptations of modernity? The mullahs have not even succeeded in doing
that in Iran. The project is fantastic"
Aside from Clashing Smashing caliphates
- any caliphate would be doomed to a struggle they couldn't win - the
extreme goals hotly desired by even a semi extreme regime can never be
satiated simply because Great Satan, Europa, Commonwealth Russia, China
etc, etc are just not capable of retreating as fast and far as a
caliphate would require.
Great Satan should ideally announce a temp suspension of military aid
(billions per annum) and launch a high profile fact finding commission
about inadvertently funding V Checks (or the ever popular Pantie Police) which seem more like aggressive sex attacks than any sane vetting procedures.
Also couldn't hurt to wonder out loud why Egypt's mighty mighty military - complete with an M1 panzer factory - cannot for whatever reasons put it to a real use like oh - say, maintaining Writ of State over Sinai or getting hot for Libya, Darfur, Somalia, Sudan or Syria.
Foreign Peace Mongers could flood and floodlight Aegypt with tons of
blue ribboned fact finding commissions - sanctioned by the UN - natch.
Sir Elton and Lady Gaga could spearhead a tolerance drive - publicly
lamenting the lack of strip clubs, casinos and gay bars.
Uncle Tony, 42 and 43 could wonder aloud why cause Aegypt is great at making sure no censor free transmissions are allowed in, yet home grown Xians are tormented to the point of exile - or even extinction
See, Ploislam kinda semi totally advocates continuing to torment girls and threaten chiz 'bout re estabbing the ancient nat"listic dream of ancient Caliphating Preacher Command
"Our capital won't be Mecca or Medina, but J"lem, millions of shahids will march on the city! The whole world should know - and we say it clearly - our goal is
J"lem, we shall pray in J"lem, and if not - we shall die as
martyrs on its ruins."
And therein lies the silver lining in the "kini waxin"
Never, ever back a dictatorship. If Persia, Hiz"B"allah and the Strip fail to impress on Aegypt that Preachers can preach ok, yet they totally suck at any Statecraft that actually makes the nation/state (of sorts) a more better place - then it could and should be considered a learnable moment. No one is hoping Pyramidland goes off on a crazy assetted trip like Iran or the Strip did.
Yet maybe it would cure a few misconceptions and fire up some critical thinking if Polislam sucks out loud til the next electile dysfunctioneering Election time
Since Aegypt rocks the world as a world leader only in collecting Foreign Aid and Black Veil Brides Complexes - we get it - Slamists don't like liberal democrazy, free thinking,
free press, girls gone wild, emo/goth/hip hop, cool hair dos (and a few hair
don'ts), Little Satan, Great Satan's policies around the globe, fashions
au courant, fun or free choice and amazingly seem to equate
anything nonm"Hammedist as being an attack on m"hammedism. Tolerance
ain't in their vocab. And they all seem soooo hot for something something Sharia Law
Break out the ouija board binocs for an upclose zoom in on a potential caliphate Pyramidland style
Ebberdobby knows, that sec sec secular Nat"lism - like Nasser, Comrade Poppa Arafat or old man Assad has been dissed by the M"Sk as preachers seek to increase their power an influ with their fav answer - more "Slamim shiz.
Yet, replacing one wordly despotry for a holy one is hardly gon fix anything!!
Thinking out loud about the worst a mullahocrazy provides would
practically guarantee another revolution. PO'ing the world with terrorism, shutting down the Suez, trying to time travel back to the 7th
century would make the regime as illegit as the military rule it
replaced. Sans foreign aid (a hard line gov would lose it overnight) a
blizzard of sanctions would ensure the entire sorry mess would collapse -
thus again - like Iran and the Strip - prove preachers may be great at
preaching but they totally suck at statecraft
How long could a supercaliphatedocious regime hang on in a nation state about to bust with kids without devouring their young?
After all, if Aegypt were to get all Ikwhan and actually attack a democratic member of UN - the result would most likely be very fast, very exciting and very lethal to yet another Arab gov that provides zero services, benefits, and future to her own peeps - just more torment, lost wars and lost turf
Pic - "Rise Up! And Celebrate Life - you're not alone in our ritual"
Especial thanks to Marc Reul Geracht, Josh Muravchek and Andy Biersack