Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Mookie's Minions

Way back in the last millennium, when Europa still enjoyed fighting among themselves in WWII, a fiery son of the Great Satan known as “Old Blood and Guts” commanded the deadliest army of the age.


During the Ardennes Offensive, American airborne “Screaming Eagles” in Bastogne were cut off and taking a severe pounding by the best reps the master race could field - the dreaded Waffen SS Das Reich Panzer Division.


Legend has it while drawing up an op on the spot, Patton turned to his killer commander of killers – Creighton Abrams. Pointing at the map, Patton spoke matter of factly “Abe, I want you and your boys to take the ‘Panzer’ out of SS 2nd Panzer.”

And they did.

Decades later while the locale and players may be a bit diff – the song remains the same.

Recent combat ops in Basra and now in Sadr City are taking the ‘Army’ out of “Mahdi Army.”


Mookie Al Sadr’s militia has had a terrible time. Despite the best training, cadre and weaponry the mullahs in Iran and their commando fanboys in the Revo Guard and Hiz'B'Allah can supply – Mahdi Army is more like a loser league.


After years of mayhem, murder and political hanky panky - Mookie has nothing to show for it.

"I couldn't liberate Iraq and make it an Islamic society till now. I don't know
who is responsible for this failure, me or the society."
No emirate, no caliphate, no theocracy and no super Iranian leaning shia majority in the Iraqi gov. Of all the adjectives that could be listed about Mookie - failure is certainly among the 'F' words.


Combat kicks up another notch putting paid to Iran’s plan for a pop uprising from Basra to Baghdad. As soon as the Iraqi new army guys took Basra and the ports and oil terminals – Mookie al Sadr (safe as milk in his super villan lair somewhere in Iran) threatens to call off his recently extended ‘cease fire’ and unleash the mighty (weak) Mahdi army.
"Do you want a third uprising? I direct my last warning and speech to the
Iraqi government to refrain and to take the path of peace and abandon violence
against its people. If the government does not refrain and leash the militias
that have penetrated it, we will announce an open war until liberation."

YAWN. Whatever. The Iraqi gov blew off Mookie's communique. Militias are so last year.


Everyone knows the state must have the monopoly on violence. Besides - the entire ME sees what happens when states allow militias and resistence movements to become rocket rich and usurp the state' s sovereignity - like Hiz'B'Allah (another Iranian piece de guerre) has done to tiny tormented Lebanon.

Ali al Dabbagh , Iraqi gov spokescat, laughed off Al Sadr's threats.

"The state can not withstand the existence of two armies. We don’t have direct
negotiations or contacts with the Sadr’s movement because we have nothing to
negotiate with them but also we don’t have problems with the political
factions.”
Great Satan's killer commander of killers Major General Rick Lynch agreed and openly admitted open war on Mookie's minions would be very sweet, exciting and very short. Something to openly look forward to.

"If Sadr and Jaish al-Mahdi (Mahdi Army) become very aggressive, we've got
enough combat power to take the fight to the enemy."
Great Satan's delectable diplomat Dr Rice pulled a surprise visit to Iraq and openly dissed Mookie like a broke game, no game player (sitting on the passengers side of his best friends ride trying to holler at hotties at the mall - the very def of weak).

Strong meds.

"I know he's sitting in Iran. I guess its all-out war for anybody but him.
I guess that's the message; his followers can go to their deaths and he's in
Iran."

Iran's revo exporting Revolutionary Guards (IRRGC in despotese) is currently fighting a losing battle to export ayatollahism into Iraq. The Basra battle was just a part of their over all strat


"a battle plan that included simultaneous attacks along a north-south axis that
includes Baghdad, al-Amarah and Basra. No other Iraqi militia group, Shiite
or Sunni, has had the resources to stage such a campaign before"
Since then, Great Satan has been taking on Mahdi Army at every opportunity:

19 April - Mahdi Army cats got their assets handed to them trying to bushwack the new Iraqi Army guys. Over 40 captured along with 2 leaders in Nasiriyah.

Facing a real army, Mahdi guys fled and
"...retreated to building that contained the local Sadr Trend office.
With ISWAT providing support, additional security forces launched a counter
attack, overrunning the remaining enemy defenses. The ISF entered the building
and cleared it of the remaining criminals.
During the sweep of the building, ISF found a large weapons cache containing
explosively formed penetrators, Katyusha rockets, rocket propelled grenade
launchers and a large quantity of additional weapons and ammunition. An
explosive ordnance disposal team also found several improvised explosive devices
rigged to explode inside the building. All weapons were destroyed on
site. "

Great Satan and her homies have taken the fighting into the former no go zone of Sadr City.

19 April (again) vaporizing a dozen Sadrists in 2 seperate deals.

20 April - Iran's bloody little fingers got burned as an IRRGC 'Qods Force' commander was captured after witnessing his 3 confidants literally shot to pieces.

Same day Great Satan's IV Inf division 'IVY" wacked another dozen on the ground and in a different spot incinerated another 5 from the air.

Bits of Basra got blitzed as Great Satan's coalition killed minions and captured heavy weaponry.


Combat in Karbala captured an 8 man hit team
"Security forces arrested eight gunmen, including the group's leader, and
confiscated their documents that include names of politicians and religious
clergies' representatives in Karbala, aiming at eliminating and assassinating
them."
They were also toting enough bomb stuff to unleash pure heck.
"80 IEDs, 130 detonation devices and 60 kg of TNT."
This is significant. Despite an alledged cease fire, threats of open war and all the worst that Iran, the Revo Guards, and their myriad of militias and soon to be jumped up Ayatollahs can muster - Great Satan is methodically ripping the living guts out of the Mahdi Army.


The political ramifications of Surge is begining to show - like Iraq outlawing militias from the polit process - essentially saying - use ballots - not bombs.


The best dang thing though was when Condi threw down the gauntlet in a delish wicki smack calling al Sadr out. A hottie like Dr Rice large and in charge delivering the ultimate in a psychological tactic practically daring the AWOL Ayatollah Wanna be to show just a little of that sleek, sexifully silky jet black turbin

"Yo Mookie. Come back and fight."

17 comments:

Semaj Mahgih said...

You're definitely unique, Courtney.

Skunkfeathers said...

Unleash -- no holds barred -- the military on Mookie and his minions, to the last yellow-bellied Jihadist of them. Send a message loud and clear that so goes Mookie & Friends, so will follow Al Qaida & Friends.

Debbie said...

Muqtada Al- Sadr's Family Turns On Him-- Disowns "Rogue Son",

That's very interesting.

Debbie Hamilton
Right Truth

Karen said...

When you use the term 'Mookie' it always makes me laugh. I loved it that Condi made the surprise visit to poke her finger in his eye.

Good post, Courtney, as usual.

Nikki said...

Hey Thanks for the comment on my page and the compliment! What an awesome blog you have! I am going to link you up to mine as well...thanks again and a fun read! :)N

Roger W. Gardner said...

Dear Courtney -- Just found out that you were mentioned in an Air America article -- negatively of course. Good for you! A good journalist is known by the enemies they make. If you have made some at Air America that's a very good sign that you're rising in this blogosphere -- which is of course no surprise to those of us who know you.
The thrust of their argument once again seems to be (surprise, surprise) that things are really falling apart in Iraq. The Iraqi government is ineffective and the Mahdi army is invincible. (I seem to recall similar ominous warnings about the invincibility of the Republican National Guard -- and they were an actual army).
Air America and their 13 followers are intimidated by your optimism and your confidence -- which is, much to their consternation, I'm sure, always backed up by facts.
As to their particular charge -- they would have called Patton "jingoistic", wouldn't they? Only God knows what Patton would have called them! lol
As for you positive assessment of developments on the ground in Iraq versus theirs -- let me see now whom I would believe: those scaredy-pants nay-sayers or your tough American General?
"Great Satan's killer commander of killers Major General Rick Lynch agreed and openly admitted open war on Mookie's minions would be very sweet, exciting and very short. Something to openly look forward to."
Now that's a really tough choice.
Keep up the great work GSG. The more you piss them off the better you look (and you already look pretty good).
Have a great day!
rogerbabe

kevin said...

The Mahdi Army may have to bump up the virgin quota. "How's 'bout 100 virgins guys?...C'mon!"

Skunkfeathers said...

Bumping up the 'virgin count' to get Mookie's boyz to fight may prove futile: how many different-looking camels can you get past the base 72, let alone finding many virgin ones amongst the Islamofascist heathens?

Let's be somewhat realistic.

And congrats on making notoriety with AirHeads America, Courtney. To get dissed by them, you've hit some liberal noives! Go get 'em!

GrEaT sAtAn'S gIrLfRiEnD said...

Aw, semaj - how sweet! And cool too - just like you! Thanks!

GrEaT sAtAn'S gIrLfRiEnD said...

Hi SF - you may be very correct. All these illegit cats, militias and gangs will most likely get isolated, marginalized and annihilated - one by one.

GrEaT sAtAn'S gIrLfRiEnD said...

Hi Debbie - great score for Right Truth about Mookie's folks pretty much dissing the guy. Very interesting and significant - especially in a certain part of the world where tribe and family ties are dominant and at times suffocating.

GrEaT sAtAn'S gIrLfRiEnD said...

Mookie Mookie Mookie.

Hi Karen. True that. I LoVeD it when Condi pretty much pointed out that al Sadr was a no game, broke lame player who was actually quite good at getting Mahdi Army incarcerated, interrogated or annihilated yet plumb pitiful when it came to firing up an emirate, caliphate or theocracy.

In a part of the world where girls don't diss authority figures - especially the illegit ones.

It was sweet.

GrEaT sAtAn'S gIrLfRiEnD said...

Hi Nikki!

Thanks for the link and the hi 5

U B welcome grrrl- you def got it going on!

GrEaT sAtAn'S gIrLfRiEnD said...

RoGeRbAbE!

Well, I about fell over. Very grateful for your gracious take on it. Thank you.

If GsGf challenges their sad, inappropiate, incorrect, weak and boring handwringing - I am WAY proud of that!

Besides - maybe it'll help them to actually research their topic instead of making it up as they go.

U b TrU BLu roGeR

ily

GrEaT sAtAn'S gIrLfRiEnD said...

Hey Kevin!
Bump up!! LOL!!

GrEaT sAtAn'S gIrLfRiEnD said...

Thanks Skunk! I'm reveling in the fear and doubt GsGf strikes into their defeatist, history redux, make believe and semi retarded little clique of faux intellectualists who are so intolerant - you know - can't bear to hear anything that remotely sheds and shares truth, light and hope

Findalis said...

My father fought with Patton's army in the Bastogne rescue.

If he was alive today he would be screaming that the enemy is at the gates.

Funny how the Jihadists are screaming for a cease-fire all over where they are attacked. In Iraq, in Gaza, in Lebanon. They cry Cease-fire.

Don't confuse what they want. It isn't a cease-fire in the Western sense. It is a temporary truce at best. Just enough to regroup, rearm, and then attack. A good example of how Muslims view a cease-fire is here: http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1208870467690&pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull

It was Hezbollah in 2006 who screamed cease-fire, not Israel.

Now Mookie is screaming cease-fire. Now is the time to press the issue and take him and his cronies out.