Thursday, September 10, 2009

Un Cult

NoKo's secret police and state strangled media are prepping the PR scene for the next leader.

Since Dear Leader totally rocks! in any and all endeavours -- being NoKo's leading novelist, philosopher, historian, educator, designer, literary critic, architect, general, farmer, and ping-pong trainer -- Best of Luck to Kim Jong Un -- the next leader -- to create a worthy successor cult of personality.

"Resources on the Greatness of our Revered General Kim Jong Un"

"Anyone who meets Revered Leader is fascinated by him," the text says, as well as praising him as "a military talent who has genius wisdom and policy" and that he "resembles our great general (Kim Jong Il) so much in appearance."

"Our revered General Kim Jong Un is the one and only successor who can lead our military and people."

The cultish communique claims that Kim Jong Un commanded the air force as a "vengeful commander" when there were mounting calls in Great Satan and Nippon for intercepting NoKo's missile in April, and that Kim Jong Il once joked that an enemy country would suffer if Kim Jong Un chose to counterattack.

Art - "Birth of the Kim Cult"


Skunkfeathers said...

a couple carrier battle groups could fix the NoKo Air Force simply enough.

Peter said...

Put me in the group voting for late night cruise missiles through these clowns' bedroom windows.

Seriously, it would only take a couple of dozen before the rest of the kleptocrat swine running half the counties in earth straighten up and fly right. For awhile anyway.

And if the remaining bunch of kleptocrats build something that will knock off some of our politicians, well, they're a renewable resource.