Saturday, August 21, 2010

Punk Support

"Wanna destroy! Punk support yeah!"

Great Britain's Sex Pistol Punk Rock icon - John Lydon (PiL) aka Johnny Rotten scored a smashing hit with tons of hooks ala diplopolititary designs RE: Little Satan and the Strip Blockade!

While ancient alternative bands like the Pixies and Elvis Abott Costello (who havent had a hit since the Berlin Wall fell) and guitaring grandpas like Carlos Santana (who can still perform some fretboard gymnastics) have peed their britches (good reason for black pants eh?) with inappropriate boring assetted handwringing about chiz they know not of - pretty vacant.

Cooler, hipper, au courant savvy ex Sex Pistols mic man set up a set list that never gets below 120 bpm.

"...I really resent the presumption that I'm going there to play to right-wing Nazi jews. If Elvis-f-ing-Costello wants to pull out of a gig in Israel because he's suddenly got this compassion for Palestinians, then good on him.

"...But I have absolutely one rule, right? Until I see an Arab country, a Muslim country, with a democracy, I won't understand how anyone can have a problem with how they're treated

Bloody L! What about Little Satan haters in the UK?

"...Lydon rejects their crude and grossly oversimplified views on the Middle East. Lydon, who lives in Venice, California, has breathed real democratic life and fire into a dull and misguided cultural war against Little Satan.

Perhaps Lydon could hook up with Uncle Tony, Sir Paul, the scary Kiss guy (j'ever note he looks a lot like BiBi) and launch a Little Satan Neocon Rock Tour. Maybe even get Green Day to open for their Khan Younis stop in the Strip

Pic "That's what friends are for" with The Rayons


Donald Douglas said...

Now that is a cool post!

boyshort said...

You got my support!
boy short