Friday, August 6, 2010

Safe Haven?

Smoking bay bee!

Expected since April - Great Satan has finally just released her "State Sponsors of You Know What" Reportage via State Department - and it is tore up from the floor up y'all!

4 uncool, unfun and unfree despotries made the cut - including the old school Collectivist Cuba, the dang near genocidally insane Field Marshal President For Life's Sudan (ruled by the world's only sitting head of State doubly indicted for Crimes against Humanity and War Crimes!), the creepy Police State of Syria and the world's biggest supporting sponsor of murderous jerks and terrorists - the Theocrazy of Iran.

It's true! Aside from creating forward rocket rich Revo Guard Divisions in Little Satan's North 40 and West 40 like Hiz'B'Allah and HAMAS - Iran feds, funds and trains Taliban and Talibani allies in Afghanistan:

"...Iran’s Qods Force provided training to the Taliban in Afghanistan on small unit tactics, small arms, explosives, and indirect fire weapons. Since at least 2006, Iran has arranged arms shipments to select Taliban members, including small arms and associated ammunition, rocket propelled grenades, mortar rounds, 107mm rockets, and plastic explosives..."

While at the same incredible moment mentors proxies in Iraq:

"...Iranian authorities continued to provide lethal support, including weapons, training, funding, and guidance, to Iraqi Shia militant groups that targeted U.S. and Iraqi forces. The Qods Force continued to supply Iraqi militants with Iranian-produced advanced rockets, sniper rifles, automatic weapons, and mortars that have killed Iraqi and Coalition Forces, as well as civilians.

"...Iran was responsible for the increased lethality of some attacks on U.S. forces by providing militants with the capability to assemble explosively formed penetrators that were designed to defeat armored vehicles.

"...The Qods Force, in concert with Lebanese Hiz'B'Allah, provided training outside of Iraq and advisors inside Iraq for Shia militants in the construction and use of sophisticated improvised explosive device technology and other advanced weaponry. ."

Hot! Gossip also reveals ye olde "sunnis would never ever hook up with shi ites" chant is totally suspect like tales of the infamous ankle panty toss.

Cause the highest levels of Mullahopolis is hooked up ala al Qa'ida.

There was an interesting change in the State Department’s language regarding the nexus between Iran and al Qaeda. Here is how the State Department’s latest report describes the relationship:

"...Iran remained unwilling to bring to justice senior al-Qa’ida (AQ) members it continued to detain, and refused to publicly identify those senior members in its custody. Iran has repeatedly resisted numerous calls to transfer custody of its AQ detainees to their countries of origin or third countries for trial; it is reportedly holding Usama bin Ladin’s family members under house arrest.

"...Notice that the State Department has avoided using the phrase “safe haven” in either analysis. But by refusing to identify, transfer, or “bring to justice” al Qa'ida members, that is precisely what the Iranian regime is providing al Qa'ida.

State Dept's deets make a strong case to make al Qods the unluckiest group on earth to be affiliated with.

Hanging with al Qa'ida should be the kiss of death.

A case could be made for assassinating certain command level members of Iran's regime - if not the entire regime itself.

Pic - "Safe Haven"

Shout out to Thomas Joscelyn


J. said...

"A case could be made for assassinating certain command level members of Iran's regime - if not the entire regime itself."

Oh, come on, why go after the most difficult "state sponsor of terrorism?" Let's roll Cuba over first. It'll be easy, now that we've had 50 years to study the problem and Russia's not backing Castro anymore. Then we can use Cuba as a basis for spreading democracy and taking out drug lords in the rest of the Americas.

And if the press asks why we invaded Cuba, we'll just say that we thought there were still WMDs there...

Render said...

How about you move to Cuba.

I'm sure you'd be much happier living under a socialist dictatorship. You've made that much abundantly clear.

We'll even pack up 500 tons of yellowcake to take with you.

The first half of analysis is anal.


Anonymous said...

Lacked mention Guántamo and Afghan prisons where even innocent Afghans have been tortured by the Americans that you both love and advocates outside aggression that has no justification to urinate on the Koran.