Friday, January 7, 2011

Return Of Mookie

 Well. Well. Well.

It's Mookie!

Skipping back into town, the overtly robust girthyness of the exiled v1.0 Mahdi Army commander, Moqtada al Sadr signal several signals. 

Before spliting Iraq pre Surge, perhaps the most intractable enemy Great Satan repeatedly enjoyed visiting death and destrcuction in urban combat and counter terrorist operations, was the infamous Mahdi Army.  

Led by Mookie, who proved really adept at killing other preachers, tormenting girls, cussing Great Satan and gathering his minions in one place just in time for Great Satan to sweep in and annihilate them, it could be interpreted that Mookie was actually an agent of Great Satan.  

Mookie was a big fat epic fail on estabbing a caliphate, preacher's 7th century paradise. 

Mookie admitted Iraqis were more hotter to prep for this life instead of racing off to the next and hauled assets out of Dodge to escape a murder warrant and any chance encounter with especial Opresso d'Libre cats while asymmetrically hooking up his stay at home cats with a murderous mentorship via Hiz'B'Allah

Mookie chickened out and hit the books at Qom for the Persian version of getting fully crunk as a jumped up Ayatollah. And pretty much stayed undercover except for a few day trips to Turkey and hitting on his old roomie from back in the day - Hiz'B'Allah's equally overtly robust, bespectacled spectacle Body Part Collector General Nasr'Allah

Mookie's comeback may be hotter than Britney's (watch where you open this link at)!

"....Now, Sadr has returned home to play a central part in Iraqi politics and to oversee his movement's transition from a militia force to a powerful political group with forty seats in parliament.

Not to mention being a possible front for Iran's Preacher Command or a chance at even way more self aggrandizement

"....For the near term a full-scale civil war probably will not break out, and one would not be in the prime minister's interest. Over the longer term, Moqtada al-Sadr represents perhaps the most formidable challenger to strongman-in-the-making Maliki. 

"...Sadr leads a political-military organization that might acquire more of the trappings of Lebanese Hizballah. Sadr himself probably will do more of the study necessary to make ayatollah (which he can do in Najaf, in Iraq, and not just in Iran), and the religious credential will add to his clout.

Perhaps, Great Satan should snatch up Mookie in a daring display of plausible deniable spy guy chicanery.

Mookie most likely has tons of hot! gossip, smoking deets and wicked little future plots to share with Great Satan over a long, leisured thorough. enhanced interrogation in an unknown locale. 

Mookie's disappearance could easily be explained - maybe he really is like Mahdi! Maybe he disappeared into occultation and might come back one day. Who could say? 

Pic - "From now on, we are the hiz'b'allah and HAMAS of Iraq"


Jason Fritz said...

After his studies in Qom, is he now really "Sayyid" or is he ABD?

René O'Deay said...

Hey, ladies. a snatch sounds good to me.
Brilliant, as usual.

polyphemus777 said...

Dajjal says hello