Monday, January 17, 2011

Tunisian Squeeze!


Perhaps better known as Barbary Coast in Great Satan speak - the scene of Tunisia's au courant inside out regime change (the best regime change of all - nicht wahr?) has ramming speed ramifications for all of Arab Leagues pitiful despotries!

What happens after the shots fade from the old school infantry skirmish betwixt former and newly minted praetorians may indeed prove yet and once again the delightful daemoneoconically delish predictive observation Uncle Tony psychically predicted are totally correct!

"...There is a myth that though we love freedom, others don't; that our attachment to freedom is a product of our culture; that freedom, democracy, human rights, the rule of law are American values or Western values..."

An article of faith among the faithless (that for decency's sake shall remain linkless) is essentially hot! sexyful fun and free choice are totally incompatible with certain elements in the world.

The idea that Tunisians - ironically perhaps the most better offest cats trapped in any Arab Autocrazies - threw out their strongman of long standing is sending wonderfully crunk conflict free signals to the rest of sad creepy control freaks and their rapidly computerizing police states.

It's an ancient tale. Great Satan's bona fided reps hit the scene with hot talk about democratic reform and the leader for life always cries out that intolerant m"Hammedists would seize power.

"...If I do what you ask, HAMAS would take over..."

True enough for the Strip! And for then.

'Cept now - the Tunisian Squeeze is on bay bee!

"...For decades, a host of Arab dictators have justified their endless terms in office by pointing to !slamists waiting in the wings. Having both inflated the egos and power of  m"Hammedists and scared Western allies into accepting stability over democracy.

Hysterical clerical regimes have proven they are totally great at preaching, deploying panty police or banning cool emo/goth hair styles, music, fun and free choice - yet totally suck at nearly any endeavor of modern statecraft.

Iran (and HAMAS too) totally queers the mix on estabbing a caliphatical Preacher's Paradise. From mismanaging the economy, dubious foreign adventures in Lebanon, Palestine and Iraq, repressing and alienating a society chock full of kids, the theocrazy preacher ran regime has been totally discredited on live tv.

Instead, a fully crunk fundie gov may no longer be seen as an alluring mythical alternative to the wretched reality of Arab regimes in which people live - In Iran and the Strip - fundamentalism IS the wretched reality in which people live.

Tunisian Squeeze proves people there do NOT want another dictatorship.  Doesn't matter if it's secular or super holy. 21 Arab League despots are internalizing this message right now

And it also gives the lie to funk obsessed Great Satan haters and any bassackwards unseductive attempt to forsake democrazy promotion and worship at the alter of the corrupt cult of stability

Pic - "...Anywhere, any time ordinary people are given the chance to choose, the choice is the same: freedom, not tyranny; democracy, not dictatorship; the rule of law, not the rule of the secret police.