Our thoughts and prayers are with the tsunami and earthquake victims in Japan
Red Cross: Text REDCROSS to 90999 to donate $10 from your phone. This will donate to the general Red Cross Disaster Relief Fund, so if you want to ensure that it goes to Japan you’ll have to donate from their Web site.
Salvation Army: To contribute to earthquake relief, text ‘JAPAN’ or ‘QUAKE’ to 80888 to make a $10 donation or visit SalvationArmyUSA.org.
Convoy of Hope : A non-profit for disaster relief efforts. You can donate either online or via text message by texting TSUNAMI to 50555.
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