Friday, November 30, 2007

Britannia's Watchful Eye

Pocket theocracies are creepy places. Sudan is K'ran land where teddy bears are alive and free thinking children under gentle influence from foreign free female humanitarians -no less - provoke potential application of unreal cruelty of customs, laws and traditions.
Ruled by an intolerant, nonegalitarian sha ria law loving preachers paradise, Sudan is the former standby hood for Al Qaeda pre Taliban.

And it shows. Major exports are genocide, intolerance and a bizarro absolute militant mohammedist male superiority concept of shame and honor that seems at times to be between the legs of their sisters, daughters, nieces and girl cousins.
In these ungentle clutches fall a British citizen.

Long ago a British citizen in Greece had his property seized and was imprisoned in a controlled area by secret police. Great Britain protested. Royal Navy's Fleet Med sailed into Athens harbour targeting and seizing the regime's precious assets. The international outcry was tremendous - and tremendously
"A British subject, in whatever land they may be, shall feel confident that the
watchful eye and strong arm of Britain will protect them against injustice and
The crisis rapidly ended. Great Britain got her children back safe and sound.
This is significant - the pioneer of such robust intolerance incineration was Lord Palmerston - who later as PM used the Royal Navy to put paid to the slave trade.

Great Britain wielded soft power on Her daughter's behalf - enlisting the British Muslim Council's rasion detente with kindred spirits in Khartoum. Ibrahim Mogra's appeal for mercy revealed functional democracies are also enlightened societies.
"We have been calling on the Sudanese authorities to show leniency, that this
was a case of an innocent oversight, a misunderstanding, and there was no need
for this to be escalated."
Even Islamic Rage Boy is sitting this one out.

Great Britain's Foreign Sec Foreign Secretary the Rt Hon (Right HOT in Pierre Cardin) David Millibank stated Britanica was
" extremely disappointed that the charges against Gillian Gibbons were not
dismissed. As I said this morning, our clear view is that this is an innocent
misunderstanding by a dedicated teacher..."
"...expressed in the strongest terms."
throughout the evening in an especial 45 minute meeting. Tea was neither offered nor served.

Perhaps soft power and the subtle nuances of negotiation, friendly give and take persuaded the Islamic Courts of Khartoum's super timely exit right before Mosque Day.
Legal analysts said they would be surprised if she served the full
sentence. They said that the sentence, reached after eight hours of
deliberations, was carefully calibrated to reduce domestic tensions.

Or maybe it was the Foreign Secretary and the memory of Lord Palmerston.

News of such unislamic mercies granted to infidels is causing tension after Friday Prayers near the President For Life's Presidential Palace in Martyrs Square.

Mohammedist messenger Abdul-Jalil Nazeer al-Karouri was exceedingly dissed the blood thirst is denied.
"Imprisoning this lady does not satisfy the thirst of Muslims in Sudan. This
arrogant woman who came to our country, cashing her salary in dollars, teaching
our children hatred."

Additional Desert Hawk III UAVs from Lockheed Martin announced Nov 28. The
order is the latest in a series of contracts going back several years to equip
the British military with the miniature intelligence, surveillance and
reconnaissance UAV.

Sharpens her Watchful Eye:

450 tactical and Predator medium-altitude, long-endurance UAVs have both
been added to British capabilities in theater recently.

rejecting Kipling's prophecy (the best ever memorial to the Great Satan's Favourite Uncle ever.)

"Far-called, our navies melt away; On dune and headland sinks the fire: Lo, all our pomp of yesterday Is one with Nineveh and Tyre! Judge of the Nations, spare us yet, Lest we forget - lest we forget."

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Touchy Towards Taiwan

China's got game - a seat at the UN Sec Council and a veto for sale. China is hip -fully crunk with high tech - able to shoot down capitalist satellites and launch more than astronauts.

A mean scary military machine is de rigeur for the hood. After all she's got nuclear NoKo on the south 40, Caliphates crunk up next door in nuclear Pakistan, borders with both nuclear Russia and nuclear India. China could launch a world of hurt at any chicanery she doesn't cotton to.

So why is China's new Navy built around amphibious invasions?

China’s naval forces include 72 principal combat warships, some 58 attack submarines, about 50 medium and heavy amphibious lift vessels, and approximately 41 coastal missile patrol craft. China also fields over 700 attack aircraft.

President Hu's '5 No's' explain everything. Perfectly clear what will unleash this armada:

a formal declaration of independence or a military alliance by Taiwan with a foreign power, or foreign intervention in Taiwan's internal affairs. Delays in resumption of cross-Strait dialogue, and an unwillingness to negotiate on the basis of 'one China'. Taiwan's acquisition of nuclear weapons or other weapons of mass destruction internal unrest or turmoil on Taiwan

China is totally tripping over Taiwan. Long considered a rebellious province that would one day be welcomed back in to Mother China (ala Hong Kong) China has a jealous eye towards her democratic, successful, rich, little sister. And a crazy intolerance for a hip, free and fun sister (who hasn't bothered anybody) to be independent. Or a homie of the Great Satan.

The Great Satan recently toured the Far East with stops in Japan, SoKo and China. Secretary of Defense Robert Gates got the red carpet treatment with an especial gig at Beijing's Forbidden Palace.

The Great Satan pointed out how uncool the unannounced satellte shoot was, how provocative Chinese subs stalking one of the Great Satan's precious regime changers like Kitty Hawk could be. The Great Dragon and the Great Satan agreed to agree and built a magical hotline to avoid such disses in the future.

"We discussed the need to move forward and deepen our military-to-military dialogue, including that on nuclear policy strategy and doctrine."

How ironic that the super friends hotline wasn't online when the Great Satan toured Tiawan the next month with a sweet best friends for ever missile deal that could annihilate amphibious assaults.

China let everyone know she was flat out freaked that the Great Satan would honour an agent of free thinking like the Dalai Lama. Zhang Qingli, the new hand picked Communist Party secretary for recently crushed Tibet made sure the hotline was online this time:

"We are furious"
While many explanations are offered for the recent retardedness at Hong Kong - Is Taiwan the reason Red China freaked out and acted like a dissed ho with the USS Kitty Hawk?

The Great Satan is proud of that.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

"Something That Is Not There"

Palestinian Sympathy Fatigue finally wears out Saudi Foreign Minister HRH Prince Saud al-Faisal enough to take his day gig seriously again.

"We will not do anything that will divert from the seriousness of the occasion.
Shaking hands. To give an impression of something that is not there."
Annapolis is sweet. Corrupt royalty in Ray Bans long suffered by the Great Satan acts out in Little Satan's homage. Refusing to engage in such pleasantries is significant.

HRH Prince Faisal's policy, personally driven for over 30 years is driving right off the road.

For years the Arab League has complained, dissed, denied, unrecognized, fought and terrorized a nigh indestructable tiny minority of rich democratic egalitarian tolerants with a nigh undefeatable military she wields far above her weight class.

Arab consensus is off the hook. Expertly christened the Little Satan - all the ME's problems are from Israel. Al-Jazeera's commandant editor Ahmed Sheikh explains:

The Palestinian cause is central for Arab thinking. It’s because we always lose
to Israel. It gnaws at the people in the Middle East that such a small country
as Israel, with only about 7 million inhabitants, can defeat the Arab nation
with its 350 million. That hurts our collective ego. The Palestinian problem is
in the genes of every Arab. The West’s problem is that it does not understand

Au contraire, The West understands it perfectly. It's intolerance.
In many Arab states, the middle class is disappearing. The rich get richer and
the poor get still poorer. Look at the schools in Jordan, Egypt or Morocco: You
have up to 70 youngsters crammed together in a single classroom. How can a
teacher do his job in such circumstances? The public hospitals are also in a
hopeless condition. These are just examples. They show how hopeless the
situation is for us in the Middle East.

Shouldn't failed leaders of failing societies and failed nations admit their failure? Heck no!

The Israeli-Palestinian conflict is one of the most important reasons why these
crises and problems continue to simmer. The day when Israel was founded created
the basis for our problems. The West should finally come to understand this.

The Annapolis Awakening may be the Great Satan's final confrontation with the casus belle for the Arab world's raison d'retarde'. The Saudi's very own Arab League proposal to officially recognize is the first step toward healing an entire region. Admitting failure, admitting Israel and admitting something quite revealing:

Annapolis shows that the Palestinians, Israelis or the Arab League have not reached an unbearable discomfort level.

Peace is made between enemies. Peace is made between winners and losers.

A better case could be made that all this never ending, on again, off again Tenet plans, roadmaps and Sharm Al Sheiks to negotiate Israeli-Palestinian peace make the problem worse, not better. Peace has never came from subtle nuamces, negotiations and diplomacy.

Peace is made when one side screams "Mercy! Please! Stop!"

Regardless of the papparazzi and P.R. sales - Anwar Sadat's trip to Israel wasn't a sign post on a Road Map. The peace deal cut between Jordan and Israel was never an agenda on any international conference. Israel, Jordan and Egypt needed peace.

The potential preachers paradise sharia satellite of Iran is too busy consolidating power in Gaza the old school way with AK's, masks and militias. Totally booked up plotting an especial reunification with the WB.

Fatah's remixed PL Old school seem comfy being a client state - more interested in dealing with the HAMAS, foreign donations and honoring dead terror leaders (traditionally themed with shaeed martyrs, victims and blood). Abbas' posse are like Chancellor Palpatine in Star Wars III. Fearful only of losing power.

Israel's economy is off the hook. Honking and growing - making the Little Satan less likely to risk any changes in her client state's status.

The HAMAS has diplomatically backed itself into a very tight and dangerous corner.

Little Satan's elected leader laughs it off, enjoying the double entrappping tripple entendre' the Arab League and the HAMAS risable diplomatic agilities provide. And don't forget HRH Prince Faisal of Saud who made such an homage possible:

"I am happy he is here."

Monday, November 26, 2007

Magic Man

There is an ancient tune from way back in the last millennium by one of Great Satan's classic treasures. Guys and girls in a killer band from San Fran Land, just like their older peers who xformed 'rock and roll' to 'rock' xformed 'hard rock' into 'classic rock'

One of Heart's endearing tunes is called 'Magic Man.'

Tripping about, dripping with sex and candy the hottie girl singer finally confesses that magic man

"He's got the magic hands"

Whoa! This is significant

Perhaps one of the most endearing features about cool cat Ex Def Sec Donald Rumsfeld are the archaicly up to date signs and wonders he weilds when making points.

Sec Rumsfeld's hand gestures are awesome, and though older guys are in a class by themselves desirability wise - it would be dishonest for a certain element to deny that if Uncle Donald wove his spell in the flesh along with copius amounts of a certain elixir, a girl would most likely succumb and lay there - wiggling and giggling.

Pic - "Magic Hands"

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Annapolis Awakening

The Annapolis Awakening features sweet grand strategy by the Great Satan: The Encirclement of the Islamic Republic's increasingly aggressive, assertive Khomeinist Mohammedist theocracy in Tehran and the isolation of Iran's minions: Syria, Hiz'B'Allah in Lebanon and the HAMAS in Gaza is off the hook.

Like the martyrs they represent, HAMAS spokesman Sami Abu Zuhri openly endorses isolation - shocked that the Arab Leauge would even meet with Israel:

"The announcement of the Arabs that they would participate in the Annapolis
conference was a great shock for the Palestinian people. Participation opens
doors for normalization of relations with Israel."
This is significant The 22 member Arab League last teased the Little Satan with such sweet Official Reckoning in the Saudi Peace Plan of 2002. Remixed for Annapolis, Israel is teased again.

"To consider the Arab-Israeli conflict over and to enter into a peace treaty
with Israel amd to establish normal relations within the context of
comprehensive peace with Israel."
Jordan and Egypt are charter members of the League. Both have started and lost wars of aggression against a democratic member of the UN repeatedly. Both made peace and officially recognised the Little Satan.

If Jordan and Egypt (at one time rulers and administrators for the same hood that is Palestine) can recognize, negotiate, cut and honor peace deals with Israel - if the entire Arab League can openly advocate recognition - then what the heck is so magical about the HAMAS or Lions of Syria that they cannot?

Official Recognition of Israel (let alone mention as a Jewish state) would be totally trippin' for a self described radical movement motivated by martydom, mayhem and militant Mohammedism. (PBUH).

Not only for the HAMAS. Hiz'B'Allah is also shocked that their patron state Syria would attend: Deputy Chief Shiekh Naim Kassem complained

"He who looks at the preparations for the Annapolis conference finds that it has
no gains for the Palestinians."

Declaring the HAMAS held Gaza a hostile entity - while issuing invites to coffee, the Little Satan uses the Arab League and the West Bank to isolate Tehran's Gaza command.

The HAMAS acknowledges Syrian and Iranian WMD comnnections and threatens Israel with gussied up k'ssam rockets and scary new warheads:

"They can be developed in a short period to create sufficient terror and fear and make the Israelis live in pain"

Illegitimate regimes hooking up fiefdoms with WMD? That's casus belle enough for the Great Satan to take both down.

The Arab League recognises the asymetrical hudna. Hassan Nafaa, the head of Cairo University's political science department implies the Great Satan is courting the League

" to muster Arab support for a possible U.S. strike on Iran."

Free media in the Little Satan hits on the same idea:

"The most frequent explanation is that Rice and Bush are championing Palestinian
statehood in a bid to mobilize a coalition of Sunni Arab states to cooperate
with the US against Iran."

The Annapolis Awakening is one of the final touches on a brilliantly successful grand strategy by the Great Satan. The Encirclement of the Islamic Republic of Iran and her isolated minions is nigh complete.

Saturday, November 24, 2007

In Memory of Casey Calvert

One of the songs that made Hawthorne Heights into the successful heralds of modern rock is called "Pins and Needles" The haunting refrain - urgently driven with 3 guitars effectively puts the E in Emo.

"...And All I Have is the memory of what was..."
This is significant. Casey's song touched the lives of a lot of people. It was so true and so meaningful. Difficult to explain. Growing up fast in the new millenium is uncertain.

"drive into the cold and dark with fingers crossed"

Tragedy struck the music world as news and speculation fueled grief over the death of Casey Calvert.The guitarist for Hawthorne Heights - a creative, talented guy- survived by his wife and yet unborn child. Only 26, Casey earned the respect of peers in the music indusrty, tons of fans and a true love with his talented artistic endeavours. Commercial, popular, optomistic - Hawthorne Heights Rocks. Official Press Release

"Today is probably the worst day ever. Its with our deepest regrets that we have
to write this. Casey Calvert passed away in his sleep last night. We found out
this afternoon before sound-check. We've spent the entire day trying to come to
grips with this and figure out as much as possible. At this time we're not sure
what exactly happened. Just last night he was joking around with everyone before
he went to bed. We can say with absolute certainty that he was not doing
anything illegal. Please, out of respect to Casey and his family, don't
contribute or succumb to any gossip you may hear. We don't want his memory to be
tainted in the least. Casey was our best friend. He was quirky and awesome and
there will truly be no others like him! His loss is unexplainable. As soon as we
know more we will let you know"

Rest In Peace Casey. We miss You.

"...And all I have - is a memory of what was..."

Friday, November 23, 2007

The Indirect Approach

Prominent cats have recently advocated the Great Satan using the military option on the table to bring Iran back to the table. Clear, timely communications like bunker busting swift spinning centrifuges or vaporizing IRRG HQ's.

"The Iranian people are smart enought to recognize the difference between an
invasion and an attack on their unpopular regime." Ex UN Ambassa John Bolton.
"The day after'" would be scary and dangerous. Anything less than a total regime killing, regime decapitating regime change and the Islamic Republic would unleash pure heck - from a surge of their own into Iraq to unleashing Hiz'B'Allah to act out anywhere in the world, and really bring jihad to the Great Satan.

All true. Finger crossing aside, inaction unhappily calls into play how an Islamic Republic with deployable nukes would unleash pure heck.

Could the military option actually convince Iran to halt enrichment? An indirect approach?

"In strategy the longest way round is often the shortest way there; a direct
approach to the object exhausts the attacker and hardens the resistance by
compression, whereas an indirect approach loosens the defender's hold by
upsetting his balance."

This is significant. Attacking the B'Kah Valley in Lebanon is totally legit - Security Council Resolutions negotiated, democratically achieved by veto powered members make a case for intervention and the indirect approach.

UNSCR 1559 calls Syria to split from and end its interference in Lebanon.
UNSCR 1701 calls for the disarmament of Hizballah

The Be Kah Valley is the hood for Hiz'B'Allah. The original sharia law loving super villian caliphate. The Great Satan claims just vengence as the 1st Battalon 8th Marines redeems a blood debt.

"Bekaa is Hezbollah's lifeline to the outside world (especially at a time of war). Moreover, any form of Syrian or Iranian assistance comes to Hezbollah
through this area. Hezbollah's training facilities are spread across the Bekaa -- facilities that are vital, especially to a nonstate actor like Hezbollah, dependent upon support from Damascus and Tehran."
Geographically the B'Kah Valley looks like a magical panzer magnet to downtown Damascus and beyond. The Little Satan has extensive experience against Hiz'B'Allah in the July August War of 2006 . The Little Satan's Air Force recently dissed Syria's conventional wisdom to the Nth.

Attacking the B'Kah Valley is absolutely is essential to stymie Syrian designs in Lebanon. Confidential sources indicate the BKV:
" far more important for Syria, not just because of the country's historic
role as the patron of Hezbollah, but also because of its ambitions for Lebanon".
Such a pre emptive, preventive wicki smack by the Great Satan would most likely be interpeted in Damascus that

Supporting Hizbollah carries a prohibitive price Syria could respond with
missile attacks against Israeli cities, but given the dilapidated state of
Syria's army, the chances are greater that Assad will simply internalize the
It would also have the happy effect of drawing a client of Russian Air Defenseless Systems out of Iran's orbit and marginalizing Syrian influence in Lebanon and Iraq. Completing the Great Satan's Encirclement of Iran, whose fiery rhetoric is begining to sound old, played, flat out freaked out and desperate.

"Syrian ground forces deployed near the Lebanese border would be fair targets.
By eliminating 500 Syrian tanks--tanks that Syrian President Bashar Al Assad
needs to preserve his regime and presented with a choice between saving
Hezbollah and staying alive, Syria's dictator will choose the latter."

Removing a valued weapon like HBA out of Iran's armory will further unhinge the Mullah's who are increasingly isolated and may soon have their backs to the wall. The IR's economy would not be able to rebuild both the B'Kah and Hiz'B'Allah.

"Any course of military action carries risks, especially in the unpredictable ME.
The Six Day War presents a paradigm of an unwanted war that might never have
happend if a well placed strike at Syria had been undertaken."
Attacking the B'Kah Valley may be just the thing. The indirect approach.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Bashar's Bridge to Burn

The line between the Great Satan's asymmetrical hudna and asymmetrical jihad is becoming nigh nonexistant.
The Internat'l Palestinian Sympathy Fatigue Awareness Week at Annapolis seems like another futile jaw flapping event. Legitimate reps from a legitimate, democratically elected government of a sovereign nation parley with chaotic, illegitimate bi polar terrorist loving, civil war infected fiefdoms whose 'diplomats' are determined more by loyalty to a leader than to their own people.

Front row seats include the EU - whose recent realignment with both the Great Satan and the Little Satan make a powerful statement. The Arab Leauge may attend.

Syria 's presence is significant.

A Palestinian State is not the real point here. Driving a wedge between Bashar Al Assad's Syria and the Mullah's in Iran is.
The Great Satan is making an honest effort to engage Syria. Honest because the Little Satan has something that Syria wants. And Syria has something to trade.

"It is clear that Assad will not be sending a representative to Annapolis to
grant legitimacy to a bilateral Israeli-Palestinian process that is meant to end
up with an agreement between the Zionist entity and the Fatah-led PA. Keep in mind that Damascus houses and fully supports Hamas, which is ideologically opposed to any such process. Rather, Assad has a price for his attendance and for moving away from Iran."
Regaining the Golan heights has driven Syrian policy since the IDF took it fair and square in a real war. It has been one of the ideals behind Bashar's regime since he assumed power. An intregal part of Kuryat Suriyah will take some repositioning before reclaiming.

Disowning Hiz'B'Allah, refraining from blatant and covert interference in Lebanon and officially recognizing Israel seems like a high price to pay for the Golan. Easing sanctions and restrictions on Syria by the Great Satan are powerfully desired bits of legitimacy for Al Assad.

Iran sees a real chance that Syria may bail on her Axis of Evil commitments, after all the mullahs haven't been invited. Since Iranian defense of Syria is nonexistent, Bashar realizes just how weak his regime is.

One by one, the Great Satan is forcing the unelected leaders of the ME to get with it or get dissed, smacked or replaced. Countering every Arab League raison de doofuss for the ME's failures is brilliant - especially if Annapolis itself fails.

Will Annapolis actually work? Who cares? This 'hudna' is an effective smokescreen for the near future.

When the Great Satan's hudna finally gives way to the Great Satan's jihad - America unbound can remind targeted regimes and their precious assets - Annapolis was their bridge to avoid all this 'instability'. And they blew it.

Sunday, November 18, 2007

Attack of Sexy Fiction

"I don't know what the book is about. But when the government bans a book, there is something interesting in it." Ahmad Abbasi says, forking out twice the book's price at an undisclosed location.

Life under an illegitimate regime like Iran's mullahs does have one benefit. You know when the government bans a book - it's got to be good. Especially one that made it through a first edition before the "Culture Ministry" caught the error.

"Memories of My Melancholy Whores" a Persian translation of Colombian writer Gabriel Garcia Marquez novel at first seems about as dangerous as listening to your 'rents Steely Dan box set.

Older guys trying to hook up with young hotties is the theme. Happens every Ladies Night in the Free World. Nothing major or government threatening - or is it?

In the Mohammedist preachers paradise of the Islamic Republic of Iran it is like Kryptonite in Smallville.

Thankfully, loyal minions like Culture Minister Mohammad Hossein Saffar Harandi has the sitch well in hand.

"Necessary measures have been taken to avoid reoccurrence of such a

Such measures include sacking the censors for "negligence". Alas, the traditional despotic remedy may be too little too late. Over 5K copies have been printed and are selling out fast.

The novel of bummed out hoes deals with an old man who has been a customer of prostitutes his entire life. For his 90th Bday he wants to hook up with a teenage virgin.

Just like a Steely Dan song - he falls hopelessly in love with her.

"The first edition has sold out but we were ordered not to publish the second
edition," an employee with Niloofar Publications said Saturday, declining to
give his name due to the sensitivity of the issue.
No doubt. But how the heck did such an unIslamic book make it through the censorship jihad anyhow?

The Culture Ministry, whose censors are responsible to check the contents of
books before print, said a "bureaucratic error" led to the government giving
permission for the novel to be published.

Thankfully, Iran's faithful reported the oversight and the ban is now in place.

It was only banned after the Ministry of Culture received complaints from
conservatives who believed the novel was promoting prostitution.

Far from driving the massess away from such blatant desire for Laffy Taffy literature, the ban may have actually backfired.

The ban has only provoked greater interest in the novel and on Saturday, copies
of the book were being sold for more than twice their list price.

28yo Ahmad Abbasi says "I'm buying the book out of curiosity."
Curiosity. Legitimacy. Two more words the Mullah's have to contend with.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Fast Times at Tehran High

1/2 way through a scene from an ancient movie called "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" a wickedly clever prophesy is fullfilled. The resident Ridgemont retardy's late to class. During the teach's interrogation it's revealed that the class is American history because -

"... I see the globe right there..."
The Great Satan's whirlwind of diplomatic statecraft is formidable, global and flat out stunning. Applying charm, grace and old school techniques America has pre emptedly co opted the EU's soft power in a way that Francis Fukyama never saw coming.

The New Millenium's Lafayette pays homage and hooks up with the Great Satan, Uber Rich Deutschland's plan to bankrupt the Iranian economy is set in motion. Before the dust had settled at the Texas ranch par tay, communications from Great Britain signal the spiritual sons of Arnhem and El Alamein are in it to win it:

"And it is good for Britain, for Europe and for the wider world that today
France and Germany and the European Union are building stronger relationships
with America."
This alignment of the EU is significant. The EU's legitimacy as a collection of democratic, tolerant, egalitarian societies with a free, uncensored press and open, transparent elections is irresistible. Poland responds by dissing Russia and digging in her heels in Iraq. The EU has cash. Great Britain and France wield UN vetos.

Russia's been dissed once with Iraq - ending up burned for supporting a dictator whose regime was changed in 20 days. A remixed version with the Islamic Republic may be the same - a newly liberated country whose folks will not be too concerned about upholding deals negotiated with foreign supporters of their former despots.

All this is freaking the Mullahs out. The Islamic Republic's decepticon lotto is in question.
The Great Satan's counterparts in the Islamic Republic's Diplomatic corps are frantic with a surging haj of their own.

At an especial meeting in Tehran, China's brand new Foreign Minister issues statements with sincere blocs of insincerity:

"China stands for the maintenance of the international non-proliferation system
and supports a peaceful solution to Iran's nuclear issue through diplomatic
China may be the only veto Iran can count on when the Great Satan presents data from Allies and the IAEA to the UN Security Council. That's a big IF.

The Great Satan's multi lateral diplomatic jihad is in high gear.

And it is wickedly brilliant, to put before the public new findings on Iran’s nuclear secrets, drawn from data gathered by the IAEA, Russia, France, Germany and Israel, and use the PR
as another vice fulcrum to push hard for unsustainable international sanctions.

The UN will have to act out or back out. Iran is running out of friends.

The Great Satan sees the globe right there.

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Deutschmarks and Grits Uber Alles

Hot on the heels of a hot make up hook up with France's darling Nikki, the Great Satan shindigs an old school Texas lo down ho down. Designed to dazzle, Deutschland's Bundeskanzler Angela Merkel is a guest of honor and gets the especial pick up truck ride.

"In Texas when you invite somebody into your home it's an expression of warmth
and respect and that's how I feel about Chancellor Merkel."
Seducing Iran's last financially legit biz partners is highly significant. Germany's got game.
"Germany is Iran 's biggest trading partner, with a 2006 surplus of €4bn"
Chatting up Germany's long time biz partner about uranium enrichment chicanery, under UN auspices - no less - has been a 3 year trek to heartache and frustration despite the super sweet best friends forever deal :

"the incentives were the most far-reaching offered to Iran since Britain ,
France and Germany started negotiations with the Islamic Republic over three and
a half years ago. Iran would be offered nuclear technology, including a light
nuclear reactor, Washington would lift economic sanctions and Iran would receive
crucial spare parts for its aircraft."
The Great Satan's asymmetrical hudna becomes asymmetrical jihad, implemented over a delightful southern treat.
green chili-cheese grits souffle, and pecan pie.

"Strategically, we see eye-to-eye. Tactically, there are some slight
differences," Gordon Johndroe, spokesman for the White House National Security
Council, said.

The Great Satan shared tactically slight diffs with the last of Iran's Euro biz buds.

"It emerged last night that Siemens, one of the world's largest engineering
groups and based in Germany, has pulled out of all new business dealings with
Iran after pressure from the US and German governments. This follows the
decision by Germany's three biggest banks, Deutsche, Commerzbank, and Dresdner, to quit Iran after a warning from US vice-president Dick Cheney that if firms
remain in Tehran, they are going to have problems doing business in the US."
Years of investment and infrastructure disappearing with the Great Satan's up coming regime killing release of 'Beyond Blitzkrieg: Expansion pack' seems a shameful waste of Teutonic capital and feats of engineering.
Besides, the cash Germany makes wheeling and dealing with moneyed mullahs is small change compared to what's financially at stake in Deutschland's capital creation in the Great Satan.

700K jobs in Deutschland along with 46 % of US direct investment abroad was
in the EU.

EU countries accounted for more than 60 % of foreign direct investment
in the US.

Underscoring that the Great Satan wields considerable influence in the pocket books of the EU's pocket states. Since the Great Satan is paying the band, she calls the tunes.

The encircled Islamic Republic is running out of dance partners:
Staging a bizarre diss at the UN's Tehran office that only serves to remind the internat'l community that the largest killers of mohammedists have been, well, other mohammedists. A wonderful example of an eccentric bite the hand that shields mentality.

Iran's failing domestic sitch is requiring traditional despotic management tools.

Iran's brand new diplomatic damage control team has their hands full with potential Arab client states in the Gulf that are flat out dissed, spooked, and present considerable threats to the mullah's south 40. Royalty in Ray Bans deploy smoke and glittering prizes.

The EU's formerly vaunted 'soft power' (which seems a lot like Russian Air Defenseless Systems) provides no security.

"A European diplomat, however, said, Iran had not been offered any security
guarantees. and that "the E.U. is certainly not in a position to do offer this
because the E.U. is not a defense organization. The E.U. is not in position to
provide any security umbrella."

The Little Satan bears her fangs, reminding her enemies that The
Great Satan is not the only player
that can strike decisively, effectively,
at will and without modesty.

Also significant is that the Great Satan and Deutschland are issuing no new statements during the Deutschmarks und Grits game of Texas Hold 'em. Previous statements say it all.

"The Iranians must understand that we won't fold," Bush said. "Our
partnership is strong and for the sake of world peace, they should abandon
their nuclear ambitions."

Adds Merkel "Under no circumstances must Iran be allowed to come into
possession of nuclear weapons."

The Great Satan plays the last card close to her breast. When does the asymmetrical jihad begin?

A Grateful Nation Offers Thanks

The 11th minute of the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month, Imperial Germany gave up the ghost. America's 1st regime change in the new century. Armistice Day for the War to End all Wars, entirely achieved by the addition of the Great Satan's spiritual fore fathers to an entente of desperate states.

Conscripting an army of free men, America deployed 2 million troops to save Europe from a Prussian military machine that was the world's best - until they hooked up with the Great Satan in combat. Places like Chateau-Thierry and Bellau Wood decisively crushed Teutonicism. Deutschland screamed "GOD! PLEASE! STOP!"

An extensive remixed v2.0 released 27 years later as Veteran's Day.

Americans should go down on their knees and thank God Almighty for raising up this laughing race of freemen.

Americans energetically pursue commerce, science, medicine, technology and the arts. When these designs are halted by conflict, they energetically pursue absolute, decisive, and ruthless destruction of their enemies. After visiting violence and securing victory they energetically return to the pursuit of commerce, science, medicine, technology and the arts.

An excellent example of the concept of service to something larger than self became a personal epiphany 2 years ago, at an especial place and a chance meeting with an ancient Iwo Jima survivor.

17 yo, still on the farm when the horrible news came that the neighbor boy had just been killed in Italy. Staring sacrifice in the face, this living embodiment of American Exceptionalism had to take his homie's "... place in the line..." Ma and Pa agreed and the preacher drove him to Nashville to enlist. Less than a year later, this Marine fought in place in the line at the hallowed bloodsoaked Iwo Jima.

His name is legion, for there are thousands like him. From Bunker Hill to Chickamauga, from Midway to Fallujah.

America's veterans put their lives on hold, deploy overseas, incinerate our enemies, return home and continue to build this awesome place.

America and the world can never thank ya'll enough.

Friday, November 9, 2007

"Always Faithful"

Celebrating a 232 year old birthday, the United States Marine Corps is an American treasure. "Semper Fidelis" (Always Faithful)) is especially sweet since her 1st foreign debut centuries ago. In a remakable twist of deja vu, a very young America was faced with a desperate choice - pay ransom cash to an 8th century caliphate or undertake to launch a war thousands of miles away on the shores of North Africa.

Diplomacy was the first choice and the Great Satan's Thomas Jefferson himself met with a duly commissioned rep of the 'Barbary Coast'. His report to Congress is totally familiar to Americans in the New Millenium:

"The ambassador answered us that the right was founded on the Laws of the
Prophet, that it was written in their Koran, that all nations who should not
have answered their authority were sinners, that it was their right and duty to
make war upon them wherever they could be found, and to make slaves of all they
could take as prisoners, and that every Mohammedist who should be slain in
battle was sure to go to paradise."

Jefferson used the Marine Corps to grant them their very wish. A task force led by the USS Enterprise stormed into the 8th century and defeated the Mohammedists in The Great Satan's very first regime change.

The Great Satan's enemies have learned the hard way that the Marine Corps is very often the piercing tip of the American spear. Like Kaiser Wilhelm's vaunted Prussian elites who admiringly christened the Americans at Bellau Wood - das Teuffel Hunden - 'Devil Dogs'. Sweet irony that Deutschland surrendered on the day after the Marines 143rd birthday

10 November 1775 to 10 November 2007. Always Faithful indeed. Happy Birthday USMC.

The Marine Anchor and Globe is a wonderful reminder to America's friends and enemies that the Great Satan built the modern world. And we know our way around.

Thursday, November 8, 2007

"Lafayette! We Are Here!"

France was America's first friend in the world. 2 and a 1/4 centuries later, France became a real French Ho: Tyrannical despots paid billions for France's legitimacy as a democracy, her veto at the UN, and her formidible diplomatic influence in the world. Americans were flat out dissed at Chirac's thug hugging, french kissy diplomacy voltiguer against the Great Satan.
Zero sum multipolar tete a tete that seemed unreal in a post 911 world filled with totalitarian regimes, semi radical leagues, and super villian terrorists.

France has got her act together and it is sweet indeed to hook back up with America's oldest friend. French President Nicolas Sarkozy perfectly explained what the Great Satan was all about:

"From the very beginning, proving to all mankind that freedom, justice, human
rights and democracy were no utopia but were rather the most realistic policy
there is and the most likely to improve the fate of each and every person."

This universal appeal, this desire for liberty, this equality and brotherhood is truely unique:

"What made America great was her ability to transform her own dream into hope
for all mankind. This is the moral value of America. America did not teach men
the idea of freedom; she taught them how to practice it. And she fought for this
freedom whenever she felt it to be threatened somewhere in the world."

And fight she does. Sarkozy praised Americans who make the ultimate sacrifice at freedom's altar, who literally fullfilled the hallowed lyrics of the last verse of the Battle Hymn of the Republic "As He died to make men Holy - let us die to make men free". For the thousands of American white crosses and stars of David American GI's earned liberating France, Sarkozy expressed a nation's heartfelt thanks:

"To those 20-year-old heroes who gave us everything, to the families of those
who never returned, to the children who mourned fathers they barely got a chance
to know, I want to express France's eternal gratitude."

Sarkozy reinforced the truth that intolerant, nonegalitarian, unfree regimes and ideologies cannot survive with America unbound:

"The terrorists had thought they would weaken you. They made you greater."

Promising a commitment to NATO, Sarkozy held out his hand to swear an oath of alliance, with all the technology and military power only democracies can create, maintain and wield in victory against agents of totalitarianism.

"It is this ambitious France that I have come to present to you today. A France
that comes out to meet America to renew the pact of friendship and the alliance
that Washington and Lafayette sealed in Yorktown."

For France and America - this truly is the very def of tried and true old friendship. Forgiveness, faith and the future.

"Today we must fight to defend and promote the values and ideals of freedom and
democracy that men such as Washington and Lafayette invented together. "

France was America's first friend in the world. Together again.

"Together let us be worthy of their example, let us be equal to their ambition,
let us be true to their memories."

"Lafayette! We Are Here!"

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Pervez Musharraf and the Deathly Hallows

Pakistan has it all - nuclear weaponry, Al Qaeda, Taliban, Islamic rage boy and a blood enemy of the Great Satan who cannot seem tO Be Located. The Land of the Pure also has General President Musharraf. The last of the whiskey drinking, swagger stick carrying, anglophile Generals.
Last indeed.
Couped into power in 1999, America's fave unelected General President hasn't really lived up to his resume' - especially since the day history started. The General President's synopsis of the Deathly Hallows is very open:
"I had to battle against these four accusations single handedly to cool
international temperatures against Pakistan.
All the terrorist activity in Afghanistan had its base in Pakistan
All the freedom struggle in Indian Held Kashmir was Cross Border Terrorism from
All nuclear proliferation in the world had its source in Pakistan
Pakistan is an intolerant militant extremist society. I have succeeded considerably but not sufficiently to project the reality of Pakistan as a progressive, moderate
Islamic State."

And that's the problem. After nearly 10 billion bucks in cash from the Great Satan and 6 years of nothing but love - Pakistan is coming apart. Martial Law, media blackout, independent judiciary under house arrests. A true Military government with a military crackdown on everyone except, well, the new improved Super Villian Caliphate. What the heck is going on? Imported Al Qaeda Talibanish pocket caliphates developing abilities and tactics, targetable leaders and a surging offensive rolling up Pakistans Federal Tribal areas.

While comparisons to the Shah of Iran back in the Pre Islamic Republic days exist, perhaps the Philippines are a better example. Long ago, an essential sovereign ally of the Great Satan was ruled by a simularly ineffective leader. Maintaining power required traditional remedy's: faux elections, unfree media and the secret police.
In the Philippines - the Great Satan was at her best. Refusing to confer legitimacy (thanks in large part to a Straussian purest by the name of Paul Wolfowitz), America forsook General Marcos, his 1st Lady's 20K shoe collection and allowed the Philippines a choice.
As Great Britain once defined
the universal values of the human spirit, and anywhere--anywhere, anytime
ordinary people are given the chance to choose, the choice is the same:
freedom, not tyranny; democracy, not dictatorship; the rule of law, not the
rule of the secret police.

The Philippines made the same choice - she became the open, free wheeling allied society that she is today.

"The Deathly Hallows" featuring the General President as indespensible to prevent a militant mohammedist revolution is over.

The Great Satan has overtly and covertly carried the Global War on Terror into Pakistan's chaotic border regions simply because Musharraf's addiction to the power play of the deathly hallows has demanded American intervention. The president general would do well to heed the Great Satan's patronly advice.

"My message was that we believe strongly in elections and that you ought to
have elections soon. You can't be the president and the head of the military at the same time. My message was very plain, very easy to understand, and that is, the United States wants you to have the elections as scheduled and take your uniform off."

Monday, November 5, 2007


"Jealousy - such an evil thang" are lyrics breathed rather than sung (ala Jessica Simpson) on a track on Paris Hilton's CD. It also provides a wickedly clever sound track to the current, weirdly comical death throes of the know it all club of Realism.

"Realpolitik" is a hold over from an old school era. Instantly Americanized by The Great Satan into 'Realism', America didn't care how unfree, how uncool, how total despotism was in nations - as long as they kept out the Commies and Mohammedist fundies they could treat their own people as they wished. Protection gauranteed. Good times.

Ah, the avatar realists - hallowed names in American statecraft like Baker, Scowcroft, Talbot and Kissinger. Alas many of their ilk cannot come to terms with fact that 911 incinerated their ideas and policies just as surely as the nearly 3K innocents who showed up for work that day.

Dr.Fred Kaplan's bizarro "Condi is a Retard' 2 page rant in the Washington Post. Cats who spent their entire adult lives explaining, expounding and exploiting their amoral Cult of Stability are NOT going down without a fight.
"Long after her celebrity and charm have been forgotten, her epitaph will endure:
She pursued democracy at the expense of stability, and achieved neither."

"Jealousy such a wicked thang" blinds one to their own failures. Like pursuing stability. In the real world (no pun intended) this thug hugging theory brought no stability, no peace and no democracy. Kaplan and Co have left a mess that has spawned instability, terrorism, oil embargoes, genocide and several wars. The Great Satan has had to take out the trash for a world that bought all their outdated ideas.
"Rice remains one of the architects of a fantasy foreign policy."

Now this is particularly RICH ya'll - keep in mind Dr. Kaplan's main claim to fame is the unhappy fact he was the mentor for Ex Def Sec Les Aspin. The cat who was sacked for stopping the armored sons of the Great Satan from following their spiritual paw paws like Generals Sherman and Patton and totally annihilating our enemies in the 'Black Hawk Down' episode.

"Democracy, it turned out, was no cure-all. Democratic governments thrive or crumble on whether they can mediate conflicting claims without much violence. Had Rice only understood this."
Au contraire mon frere! Dr Rice realizes (again no pun intended) what enables free governments to thrive. Her presentation of The Great Satan's "Nonnegotiable Demands of Human Dignity" made it very clear that
"...the rule of law, limits on state power, free speech, religious liberty,
equal justice, property rights, tolerance of difference and respect for
are the model for success.

Dr Kaplan seems distressed and slightly unhinged as he dings Dr Rice for the July August War of 2006 and disses her for telling Egypt's President for Life
"For 60 years the United States has pursued stability at the expense of
democracy in this region and we achieved neither. Now we are taking a different
Dr Kaplan is jealous and downright dissed that Americans haven't chucked her ideas and dialed up 1988 on the Way Back Machine.
"Rice isn't used to failure, and most Americans aren't used to thinking of her as
True enough. Dr Rice and most Americans ARE thinking of 13 years long 'No Fly zones', 'stability', and 'UN Resolutions' as failures that only the Great Satan unbound can rectify.

Another unimportant irony is that Dr. Kaplan has well established bona fides. If only they were matched by common sense.

"Jealousy - such a stupid thang"

Sunday, November 4, 2007

The Surgin' General's Petraeus Effect

Refugees return home for what must be the first time ever in the ME. Iraq is settling down. Is it success by any other name? Great Britain certainly thinks so and isn't shy about what 'current achievements' may mean for a certain America political party that has turned weak and boring handwringing into an election theme.

The current achievements, and they are achievements, are being treated as almost
an embarrassment in certain quarters. The entire context of the contest for the
Democratic nomination for president has been based on the conclusion that Iraq
is an absolute disaster and the first task of the next president is to extricate
the United States at maximum speed.

America's strategy and tactics in Iraq have been proven correct by a combination of Divine Intervention, good luck, wishful thinking, faith in freedom, spines made of cold rolled steel, High tech weaponry, an all volunteer military of free people and a surge =stay the course mentality.

Knocking out the largest Arab army in history in 20 days, turning Iraq into a giant sucking killing machine, grinding up Saudi rejects, wanna be jihadis', Iranian Minions and Syrian agents. Leaving them dead on the side of the road for a stranger to bury, has magically drawn the Great Satan's enemies into a quagmire that has drained resources, volunteers and their collective willpower. Going to Iraq for jihad now is a dumb thing to do.

And for what? Another short lived pocket caliphate? More failure to create an Iranian leaning super Shia majority in the gov? Iraq is freeing itself block by block, province by province - all done with a certain ex UN Sec General's fave word - "Legitimacy' and backed up at the point of the world famous M-16.

Legitimacy is exactly what the Great Satan is providing in Iraq. Victory is her escort. America has done her best. America's enemies have done their worst - IED's, EFP's, Mahdi Armies (v1.0 - v6.0), Al Qaeda Super Villian terrorists, Islamic Revo Guards are terms that now equal defeated enemies like Waffin SS, kamikaze, Viet Cong and the Taliban.

Despite bare fanged partisan politics, inappropiate, incorrect and downright unAmerican sounding cries of "The War is Lost" , or "The military is broken" . Such characters may very well rue the day they cried out with such inaccuracies that redefine risable and enemy encouragement.

This is a catastrophic miscalculation. Iraq is getting better. That is good, not
bad, news.

A chance to embrace victory faces a certain American political party. Or to deny and miscalculate.


What Would Hiz'B'Allah do?

Hiz'B'Allah is arguably the most dangerous weapon in Iran's arsenal - perhaps the deadliest in the event of an all out attack on the Islamic Republic's Regime. Armed to the teeth with missiles, trained terrorists, sleeper and active cells in the Great Satan. A Martyrs Supreme scenerio - access to Syrian and Iranian old school chemical WMD would be horrible.

To Hiz'B'Allah the idea of using such devices or any attack may be just as horrible. There would be no statue of limitations for an attack on American soil. Once it was traced to HBA or to Iran (and in every instance it has) HBA would be at the mercy of Americans who will not be too concerned about discerning proof beyond reproach, international litmus, or time sensitive 'actionable intell'. And the Great Satan has a track record both of using nukes and utterly destroying her enemies.

In practical terms, however, HBA might consider how
the American response
to 9/11 affected al Qaeda and the Taliban - choosing
not to go down that road.

Al Jazeera disses The Lion of Syria with tales of the Great Satan nuking the regimes most treasured items. If true and especially so if it isn't - the message to HBA's Secretary General is that B'Kah Valley is one giant civilian free target rich environment against air forces who pretty much can fly whenever, wherever and destroy whatever they want.. If HBA acts out again - the resulting response could very well take Bashar Al Assad's Syria down with it - an effective wedge driven by the Great Satan.

In last years July August War, reports circulated that the Israeli Air Force demonstrated the Little Satan's uncanny knack for using highly place spies and agents in HBA by destroying 80% of HBA's missiles in less than 3 hours. Effectively setting the Iranian fed and funded terrorists back to the car bomb age, and putting paid to true strategic abilities.

Cranking out missiles like doughnuts, HBA may be fully restocked now, enjoying a thin veneer of 'strategic capabilities'. All the more reason for the Great Satan to turn the B'Kah valley into a collection of smoking craters.

Sweet indeed is the fact that the intertwined rats nest of ties and counter ties between Bashar Al Assad's inherited concept of Kuryat Suriya, Hiz'B'Allah and Iran - that for years semi shielded accountability and deflected suspicion - may very well serve as to take them all the way out - all at one time.

What would Hiz'B'Allah do? Perhaps the REAL question is: What will the Great Satan do?

Saturday, November 3, 2007

Malaysian Mohammedists Mourn Marginalization

Malaysia is reeling under ferocious assault as Western style secret weapons are being used with devastating effect on nearly half the nation, particularly against muslim males. An apparent loose confederation of Malaysian ladies are putting the nation in jeopardy by insidiously random well planned strikes.

Nik Abdul Aziz Nik Mat, a fundamentalist Muslim cleric attacked the appeal of
modern Malaysian women.

Blowing the lid off of one of the best kept secrets since Nazi missile experiments at Penemunde Cleric Nik Mat singlehandedly uncovers the femme fatale fashion guerilla warfare waged on helpless males in what could have been an Islamic Paradise.

"...considered modest by the Western standards..." actually inflicts horrible
"...emotional abuse of men."

Fallout from these wicked devices are causing grief beyond mental anguish though - physical wounds are sure to follow. As of yet no one group has claimed responsibility. Is this another example of American influence? Is this a tacit admission that quiet time with Allah and proper rest cannot compete with the Laffy Taffy?
"Our prayers become unfocused and our sleep is often disturbed"

Good Morning! Distracting, disturbing and disorienting pious men, the problem with girlpower is only a symptom. Like when Super Hottie Gwen Stefani hit town with her collection of sexy pop rock songs that put the fear of Allah into the local mosques.
Islamic critics claimed that her revealing clothes could corrupt the country's
Nik Mat's confessions aside - free, egalitarian societies generally don't want Shari law with all the trimmings like religious police, honor killings and limited inquiry. They want to rock. Echoing Good Charlotte's hit single "I just wanna live"
"It’s getting hectic everywhere that I go They won’t leave me alone There’s things they all wanna know I'm paranoid of all the people I meet Why are they talking to me?And why can’t anyone see I just wanna live Don’t really care about the things that they say Don’t really care about what happens to me I just wanna live "

Purifying The Land Of The Pure

Supervillian Taliban terrorists compounds, Combat with victory and defeat swinging like a pendulum nigh unhinged. Is an entire region - the Federated Tribal turf of Khawazakhela, a former no go zone for President General Musharif's Pakistani Army up for grabs? Or is this creepy, beheading cult of Taliban thug huggers prepping for martyr status at a hellish Anti Alamo?

Currently the Pakistan Frontier Corps are suffering from a terrible bushwacking Talibanish intolerants and their old school buds Al Qaeda will no doubt spin this as a divine victory.

Pakistani military officials concede they are searching for a new strategy now
that the old one has gone awry.
But with Musharraf struggling to stay in office
and expected to soon step down from the military, no decisions are likely until
questions over the country's leadership are settled.

Getting Musharraf elected for another five years -- that is keeping
everything on hold," said Brig. Gen. Mehmood Shah, who until 2005 was a top
security official in the tribal areas.

"The federal government is busy with its problem of legitimacy. "

Legitimacy. The bane of unelected leaders in the new millenium.

The Land of the Pure's President General. For years he's honestly tried to appease, to co exist, to reform. The result? Chaotic lawless 'Forbidden Zones', multiple botched assassination attempts and open revolution - the very op of stability - a must have on any military ruler's resume'.

India signals sympathy with Musharriff giving him a clear six o'clock to wield his real military in a real war. Defeating a dark, pocket caliphate will demand more than the not very highly reguarded Frontier Corps.

"The sad thing about it is that a lot of these militants are better off than the
Frontier Corps," said the Western official, referring to the Pakistani force
that is supposed to be on the front lines fighting the Taliban and al-Qaeda. The
militants "have rockets. They have advanced weapons. And the Frontier Corps has
sandals and a bolt-action rifle."

Experts on Pakistan's military agree. The gloves are off. Time to wage a Lalafallujah.

"Pakistan should have no doubt about what these people have done, and what they
can do. They have declared war on Pakistan. Now the army must make a war plan."