Thursday, July 23, 2009


Well, well well! Perhaps the wack debate about Great Satan sweetly striking blood sworn enemies, creeps and agents of intolerance in the semi sovereign fake believe nation state of Pakistan just recv'd la kiss la morte'.

"Hellfire!" (pronounced 'Heckfire") is an ancient Hillbilly term -- an expression of delight, surprise, disgust, anger or chili.

Hellfire is also front and center in Great Satan's global overseas contingency war against terror.

Essentially -- the argument was that while Reaper drones armed with the magical Hellfire II missile did indeed allow Great Satan to repeatedly, without restraint or modesty dance on the ashes of her enemies - the sexyful strikes ran immense risks of turning al qaeda and Taliban sympathizers into ardent supporters.

A significant point never addressed is that Hellfire II weaponry isn't slow or painful.

Alas, that's true - yet the news that Great Satan extracted sweet, hot! vengence on the head of super villan OBL's own dear sweet boy -- righteous payback precisely delivered on Sa'ad Bin Laden -- who is on Great Satan's enemies list is joyous indeed -- and while Americans may not dance naked in the street covered with fake blood drunkenly reveling in a sweet hit -- it's certainly worth a high five.

Sa'Ad's career- he reportedly facilitated communications between al Qaeda's No. 2 official and the Iranian extremist Qods Force after al Qaeda's attack on Great Satan's Embassy in Yemen last year.

Sa'Ad was part of a small collective of creepy al Qaeda operatives who helped manage the terrorist organization from Iran, where he was arrested in 2003, according to the Treasury Department and kept under house arrest -- until he recently magically appeared in Land of the Pure.

Hellfire II has expertly knocked off 22 High Value Targets, which include some of the high- and mid-level Taliban and al Qaeda leadership in the tribal agencies since the first strike was reported back in June 2004.

While debaters may debate about the wit and wisdom of Hellfire II impact areas being magnetically attracted to aq guys, their allies and minions -- it is still cool to bask in the warm afterglow of cashing in Sa'Ad and giving him a literal boost to the perfumed gardens of paradise:

"Their effects are seen: carnage, destruction, arrest, and pursuit, but they themselves remain unseen, just like Satan and his ilk who see us while remaining unseen."

Congrats Great Satan -- revel and joyfully dance on the ashes of our enemies.