Thursday, July 30, 2009

Unfair Fight

When it comes to war making -- capitalism kills.

Every since Great Satan's "Total War" master rendered the concept of a fair fight null and void -- she has always strove to build the best stuff for annihilating her foes, ensuring survival of her troops -- the pride of our nation -- and seeking short cuts tactically and strategically to devastate her enemies and force them to scream for mercy.

She also enjoys blinging for combat goodies that make potential enemies carefully consider the ramifications of Great Satan unbound.

Like the F 35 Lightning II Joint Strike Fighter fixing to hook up with American and Allied Navies as the next generation's air superiority and airborne, seaborne delivery system for timely, precise, infliction of pain, agony and defeat on future foes.

The spiritual sons of ancient naval carrier victories welcomes her to the fleet:

"Our Sailors will never be in a fair fight because this airplane will top anything that comes its way. It will give our Sailors and pilots the tactical and technical advantage in the skies and it will relieve our aircraft as they age out"

Nom d'guerre'd after the ancient P38 Lighting the Lightning II is formidable --
and is sweetly available in three different models -- blonde, brunette and redhead -- for Navy Carriers and Air Force landing strips.

She is also stealthy by design -- nigh invisible to nasty little creeps like TOR, S 300 and in theory -- the S400.

She can cook, clean, work hard, sing, strip and dance.

Weapons are toted in two parallel bays located in front of the landing gear. Each weapons bay is fitted with two hardpoints for carrying a range of bombs and missiles. Closer inspection these 'hard points' look like rotisseries - rotating a wide variety of intelligent weaponry.

Weapons for internal carriage include: JDAM (joint direct attack munition), CBU-105 WCMD (wind-corrected munitions dispenser) for the sensor-fused weapon, JSOW (joint stand-off weapon), Paveway IV guided bombs, small diameter bomb (SDB), AIM-120C AMRAAM air-to-air missile and Brimstone anti-armour missile; for external carriage: JASSM (joint air-to-surface stand-off missile), AIM-9X Sidewinder, AIM-132 ASRAAM and Storm Shadow cruise missile.

F35 also bares gleaming fangs with her internally mounted 25mm GAU-22/A gun Gatling cannon system for close encounters.

Built by mainly by Lockheed and several allied firms, her threat envelope is incredible - forcing unlikely cats to hook up and develop their own version of an F35.

Like tiny Taiwan and Commonwealth Russia! Wonder how how Red China feels about that!!

Pic - "Die, Bitches"

3 comments:

Findalis said...

The F-35 is a fine bird. But so is the F-22. The F-35 will replace that old lady, A-10, who deserves a well earned retirement.

Winston said...

I am not impressed by F-35. It is our era's A-7 Corsair II aircraft. It is no where near F-15 or F-22 for that matter and Obambi was wrong to kill the Raptor production line just like Carter who shut down B-1 bomber production line. (Later revived by Pres Reagan). F-35 will not be what F-22 is today.

Winston said...

I am not impressed by F-35. It is our era's A-7 Corsair II aircraft. It is no where near F-15 or F-22 for that matter and Obambi was wrong to kill the Raptor production line just like Carter who shut down B-1 bomber production line. (Later revived by Pres Reagan). F-35 will not be what F-22 is today.