Thursday, April 7, 2011

Hot Spring, Hotter Summer

"So hot - we'll melt your Popsicle"

Whoa! Whoa!

Great Satan is making a push into formerly Talibani friendly turf in the AF end of AFPAK.
 Nothing magic really - as any serious student of Great Satan's Most Excellent Warcraft Adventures knows - the American Way of War is generally to take the fight right into enemy's living room, long, strong and getting the friction on. Not stopping til said enemy screams "GOD! PLEASE! STOP!"

Despite any risible inappropriate (and to be fair - kinda semi sorta psychic) handwringing and worrying about the wrong thing ((seriously - a comic book monger who never got the message in Amazing Spider- Man #1?! Whisko Tangy Foxwhat?)

Surge Expert exColonel Nagle gives up the deets:

"Campaigns are not won by killing every insurgent and terrorist. The most committed terrorists have to be killed or captured, but many of the foot soldiers and even the midlevel leaders can eventually be convinced through a combination of carrots and sticks that renouncing violence and becoming part of the political process offer a better chance for success than continuing to fight."

 Perhaps nothing makes such an event totally happen more than a reinforced squad of Great Satan's Screaming Eagles professionally xforming Taliban strongholds into smoking cemeteries of dead creeps and sharing such hap hap happy events with fence sitters and sympathizers.

This spring is hotter than a firecracker and this summer will be hotter.

The pride of our nation - our own dearest loved ones, friends and neighbors - will be in harm's way dealing death, destruction and misery to our enemies. To extract righteous payback, win friends and influence ppl. That the turf used by aQ never again becomes a launching ground to kill American innocents on our own home turf.

Again, the cost will be more than we can bear. And we thank God Almighty for raising up this laughing race of free men who will go anywhere and do anything - anytime - for us.

Pic - "Hottest of them all"


oifwark9 said...

Excellent post! I have enjoyed reading these and they have not left me wanting. You deliver very valid information in such a way as to make it entertaining and thought provoking. Keep up the good work!
Semper Fi!

GrEaT sAtAn'S gIrLfRiEnD said...

Thanks very for the kind words Mitch. So often informed GsGf is an acquired taste (like Asbach Uralt I reckon), it's sooo cool when the super savvy get it instantaneously. Teufel Hunden rock!