Tuesday, April 5, 2011
It's been an amazing 5 years since Academia's Pax Professorcana's underwhelming loser lobby team up betwixt Professors Mearsheimer und Walt (of the infamous "Weenie Hut Juniors") double teamed those wascally Little Satan fans with the unleash of the infamous naughty Nakbahteer Necronomicom.
"The Little Satan Posse"
1st appearing in the prestigious London Review of Hard Back Thingys with Paper Between Them -
The Little Satan Posse had cats tore up from the floor up with the openly insinuated meme that wicked Palestine land stealing Little Satan had Great Satan by the nose - leading both to disastrous policies that not only hurt both Satan's legit interests - but was totally queering the mix beyond repair on the entire world.
"A loose coalition of individuals and organizations who actively work to steer American foreign policy in a pro-Little Satan direction. It focuses primarily on the lobby's influence on Great Satan's foreign policy and its negative effect on American interests, the lobby's impact has been unintentionally harmful to Little Satan as well."
Oh Snap! First off, a lobby is NOT a conspiracy. Indeed, whenever a machination is suspected to be true - it never is - when it's not suspect - it is totally successful.
And just how sexyfull is the Lobby? Not very! For starters - if it were true wicked dual loyalists and warmongering foreigners were yanking all the strings - uh, wouldn't Little Satan would be way more bigger turf wise than she is, like, from the Nile to the Eupharates?
Tiny tiny Little Satan 'occupies' less than 1% of the Arab world and less than a /10th of 1% of turf sweetly captured in desperate counterattacks.
West Bank would be all hers - Palestinians sweetly Right of Relocation'd to their choice of any of Arab League's 22 despotdoms (all with kindred dialect and customs) - strategic realignment of immense proportions, parceling out the most literate Arabs ever on the face of the earth with a penchant for voting in real, transparent elections. Generously repatriated and reparationed with Arab League cash as a diplopolitical apology about the totally tarded "3 No's of Khartoum" along with full ambassadorial status and Official Recog from every Arab Nation state on earth.
Golan would have been ceded long ago via Syria, the heavily Little Satan settled Blue Line would stretch from Little Satan's North 40 all the way to Litani River (with Sheebah Farms as a tasty treat) and Pyramidlanders would be administering the Strip instead of it's current (and risible) stats as one of Little Satan's client states.
Praised by super villain OBL as required reading, "The Little Satan Posse" caught more flak than Great Satan's oiled up pantie raid over Ploesti and was literally rewritten several times before appearing as we know it today.
The ungodly - yet avuncular Christopher Hitchens scored perhaps the 2nd best hit on the piece "AIPAC and other J'ish orgs exert a vast influence over Middle East policy", and stated that the paper "contains much that is true and a little that is original" and that he "would have gone further than Mearsheimer and Walt".
Hitch also does his Best Defense and Samuel Johnson impersonation, that "what is original is not true and what is true is not original", and that the notion that the "J'ish tail wags the American dog... the United States has gone to war in Iraq to gratify Ariel Sharon, and... the alliance between the two countries has brought down on us the wrath of Osama Bin Laden" is "partly misleading and partly creepy".
Hitch beasts that M und W's Little Satan Posse hypothesis is totally jank and be totally stank, yo "They seriously mischaracterize the origins of the problem" and have produced "an article that is redeemed from complete dullness and mediocrity only by being slightly but unmistakably smelly."
Such "piss poor" Professorism plagued the "Little Satan Posse" in the early days - Atlantic Monthly (who originally promised to fund it, backed off and rejected it - leading to cries the Little Satan was flexing her claws) and ex CIA spy guy James Woolsey (who is also whispered to be a wonderful dancer) said it was fake believe like Hobbits and Hobos
"... Reading these version of events is like entering a completely different world." M und W "are stunningly deceptive", and are hot for a sex'd up "commitment to distorting the historical record is the one consistent feature of this book"
Despite all the 'splainer man memes - blah blah blah - both the Little Satan Posse fanboys totally fail in their dot connecting sexercises to maintain a debate they are consistently NOT winning.
Loving Little Satan may actually have little to do with the PBUH guy, lame stream media, Hillbilly Xians or some magical posse pulling all the strings.
Consider - the Alamo meme. Surrounded by hostile creepy terrorist rocket rich rejects, wicked LOTR like forces - that for whatever reasons - appear intolerant and somewhat unhinged.
Exceptional Lite - nicht wahr?
The 'Satanic Reality' is gothicly gamed by the fact that Little Satan is right smack dab in the middle of the Arab world - and by any measure of measurement - economic, political, social, or cultural - she is success thriving amid misery. Without oil, without a large pop, without friendly homies on her borders, without vast real estate, and without Suez Canal, she magically provides her citizens with a way of life far more better than what is found in Palestine, Syria, Iran, Lebanon, Jordan, or Egypt.
Loving Little Satan is an abiding feature of American public opinion. Because the American people are YaY!-Little Satan, the American government is YaY! Little Satan. And because Americans so hotly dig Little Satan's action in her forever quest Peace Battles with Araby, Great Satan's Policy is committed to defending Little Satan's democracy - nothing magic really - just like Philippines, SoKo or Taiwan.
Great Satan's birthright as a nation of immigrants that magically created the first modern 'democrazy' are sweetly mirrored imaged in Little Satan (Canada and Australia could say this too).
A tolerant, egalitarian society with a penchant for periodic, transparent elections, a free uncensored press, a nat'l treasury under public scrutiny, a military under civie control, an independent judiciary under elected gov oversight and the ability to enforce Writ of State.
Just like Great Satan!
"This is why they call Israel the Little Satan, to distinguish it clearly from the country that has always been and will always be the Great Satan - the United States of America."
Pic - "The Posse" has not had any great impact on the general public. The American public continues to support the relationship and resistance to any threat to the survival of Little Satan."
Posted by GrEaT sAtAn'S gIrLfRiEnD at 12:00 AM