Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Payambar-e Azam VI

Countdown commencing!

Gay Free Persia's illegit and intolerant Preacher Command Praetorian Guard boys unleash Payambar E Azam VI - a totally fun friendly non aggressive message of "peace and friendship" fully crunk with peaceful friendly missiles with nom d'guerres like "Conqueror."

"Great Prophet Six" military drills  focus on Iran's assorted rocketry. Revo Guard Brigadier (Aerospace Division) 'Skippy' Amir Ali Hajizadeh says the drill is like multi tasking on purpose:

Appraise the preparedness of official terrorist Revo Guard units
Hook up raw graduated cadets next to veterans of long standing
And bring different range ballistic missiles into play

Wads of rockets to get shot off include the anti shipping Khalij Fars (Persian Gulf), Sejjil (Baked Clay - which considering Sejji was built for new clear payloads - the name is kinda - well, creepy), Fateh (Conqueror), Qiam (Rising) along with the old school SCUDlicious  Shahab-1 and Shahab-2 

Revo Guards also plan to unveil domestically devolved missile silos and underground vertical cylindrical container thingys for the storage and launching of peaceful ballistic missiles.

Pic - "Our main goal for production of weapons in the 'Slamic Republic of Iran is to bolster deterrent and resistance against arrogant powers"  with Paris


Winston said...

A few well placed GPS guided munition on Tehran's next big Friday prayer session (It's where regime bigwigs gather) will solve the Iranian problem forever.

sykes.1 said...

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

This is almost as good as her car wash commercial.

Who says a billionaire's daughter can't do socially useful things?