Friday, September 16, 2011

Coming War With Pakistan

 Nishan - e - Haider!

Now that Land of the Pure's audacious skirt flirt in Kabul combat with something something nation/state sovereignty and failure to enforce the wicked woman worshipping West's concept of Writ of State (often whispered to be aided and abottabad abetted by creepy shadowy cats in Pakistan's ISI) has flashed the world, is it time for Great Satan to finally get mean and scary?

Oh, it is so! All the cool kids knew eons ago the AF part of AFPAK is about as good as it can get  - until (unless) certain 'no go zones' across the magical Durand line are violently xform'd into combat zones. 

As best understood the combat in K'bul  was the murderous work of those murderous Paki Haqqies that magically appeared from right next door in Pakistan.

Maybe it's time to return the fave?

Great Satan's DefSec Uncle Leon reminded lottie dottie everybody that Americans are crazy and kinda unpredictable in war time. 
"Time and again we've urged the Pakistanis to exercise their influence over these kinds of attacks from the Haqqanis. And we have made very little progress in that area. The message they need to know is: we're going to do everything we can to defend our forces. These kinds of attacks -- sporadic attacks and assassination attempts -- are more a reflection of the fact that they're losing their ability to be able to attack our forces on a broader scale."

"I'll just let you know that we are not going to allow these kinds of attacks to go on. I'm not going to talk about how we're going to respond."

Oooh! Oooh! Pick me! Pick me! 

From fun and friendly to down and dirty could run a gamut of game.

Convincing Kashmir lusting India centric ex ISI cat General Kayani to lay off the Cold Start bong for a bit and getting crunk on doing PAK army annihilate Hagqqies wherever found. Yup, it dang sho will up the panty ante on violence in Land of the Pure, so what?

Prob less heartache than Great Satan dominating the air and hooking up FOP's inside Land of the Pure proper, while the world alternately worries and lols.  

Ramping up Drones Gone Wild with cruise missiles and using SOF cats and spy guys n girls in what darling Nicky Libya caveats as "Wild Blue Yonder + Opresso Libre = Victory"

Or even a go for the throat General Sherman action ~ stomping their guts out with a Surge of American GI's right next door backed up with overwhelming air power. In a wonderfully way - they would be withdrawing from Afghanistan, nicht wahr?

Ultimately the ultimate action might be all of the above with the tingly climax of seizing all Pakistan's new clear weaponry and dismantling Pakistan as a nation state. Great Satan could recoup cash and bling bling wasted on Land of the Pure by selling all the warheads to Little Satan, Nippon, Taiwan and SoKo - at a slight mark up (after all, we are not bolsheviks) and as ebberdobby knows - new clear democrazies are wonderfully crunk with nation state to nation state stability.

Pic - "Hey! What d'y'all reckon the Campaign Medal will look like?"


Nygdan said...

One of the big unknowns here is, whats India going to do? If things get so far gone that the US is outright invading Pakistan qua Pakistan (and not as simply a Haqqani territory), then /wouldn't/ India also charge in on Kashmir?
Hell forget Kashmir, what about the Punjab? There's already an Indian Punjab, maybe the Punjabis'll decide 'better to be our own State aligned to the Indian "Centre" than go down with those wacky Pashtuns'.

And what about the Pashtuns and any dismantling of Pakistan? Do we get "Old Afghanistan", from Central Asia to the Arabian Sea? Or do we get Pashtunistan, and thereby break up Afghanistan itself.

Not that these are terrible ideas, but we didn't seem to know WTF to do with Iraq if it broke-up, lets be prepared here.

Findalis said...

Not sure the next war will be with Pakistan. I believe it will be against Israel. It is Obama's aim to destroy Israel to appease his Muslim Masters.

Unknown said...

The coming war may involve Pakistan. It will also involve Iran, Syria, Lebanon, and Yemen.
I have been concerned by the current administration’s policies towards the Middle East. Republican presidential candidate Michele Bachmann on Friday expressed regret over the fall of US ally Hosni Mubarak “while President Obama sat on his hands." This sitting on his hands, as I have mentioned several times, goes back to the Iranian uprising in 2009.

Earlier this year Obama attempted to put Israel on the US State Department’s list of State Sponsors of Terror; however, pro-Hamas Turkey is to chair an Obama backed counter-terrorism body. This panel is not to include Israel and is being done quietly, in the shadows of the UN General Assembly this week. Hillary Clinton calls this “smart power approach to counterterrorism,” and described the founding group as “traditional allies, emerging powers and Muslim-majority countries.” I call it another attempt to subjugate the power and strength of America to its enemies.

There is also that little and far too under-reported “want” from the administration to put in a direct phone line to Tehran.

Anonymous said...

Again the girlfriend attacks the holy nation of Pakistan. There will will be no dissolvement of Pakistan, so we shall stand against the crusader hindu zionist axis and prevail.

Because of the the west desire to take all of Pakistan's resources and the nuclear deterrent this struggle will continue

Ali Shawkat