Friday, March 21, 2008

Return 2008

Gloire's "Worst Case Scenerio" site has a scoop of sorts about a stunning new school plan that Fatah hopes to upgrade HAMAS' border crashing stunt with Egypt against Little Satan on her Happy 60th BDay Shindig (Nakbah Day in Arabic).

Just like a jealous neighbor vexed and grieved, the West Bank Capitol in Ramallah is plotting to act out in spite to spoil the party.

WB's Pres Abbas has fixed up a plan for like 3 million Palestinians from the Strip, Lebanon, Jordan and Syria to hitch their way into the sovereign borders of Little Satan, claiming the magical applicable to Palestinians only (honestly, ever heard of millions of Deutschers claiming a right to retake Danzig?) right of return.
Most likely, Little Satan will flash her toothy grin and say "Uh, no thanks!"

"If Israel obstructs their passage, they will strike camp and live in tents until
Israel surrenders and lets them through.

This stunt will be accompanied by pressure from the Palestinian Authority on international organizations to force Israel to implement UN Resolution 194, passed by the General Assembly on Dec. 11, 1948

Gloire's ME spies say Pres Abbas

"...commissioned the “2008 Return” project from a special Fatah forum
headed by Ziyad Abu Ain from Ramallah, deputy minister for Palestinian prisoners
in the Salam Fayyad government and close associate of Marwan Barghouti, who is
serving life for five terrorist murders.

Operation “2008 Return” is described in its introduction as a decision
by the Palestinian people “to implement UN resolution (194), declare themselves
holders of the UN blue banner, and return to their homeland, from which they
were forcefully expelled [Jaffa, Haifa, Acre, Ramla, Lod, Ashkelon etc]… in
order to live in peace and security with their Israeli neighbors.”

[Gloire: This motion is dredged up from the past as though history had stopped at that point and the subsequent 60 years of Arab belligerence, endless conflict and further UN resolutions had never happened. Another part of the same resolution appointed a Conciliation Committee to establish contact with the parties and assist them reach a final settlement of outstanding questions. This part was buried under decades of Arab rejection.]

The Doc (so far no text has been posted) reveals
“Neither the Jews nor the international community can stand against the desire
of the Palestinian people to exercise their right of return to their homeland
and to their homes, land, holy places [Jerusalem] and heritage.”
[Gloire: Mahmoud Abbas incidentally lays claim to Christian as well as Muslim holy sites – therefore also Nazareth and the Sea of Galilee sites.]
The rules read like a camp excursion

1. All returnees must attach the UN resolution and refugee card on their chests.

2. All returnees must bring their tents and other goods with them. If
obstructed by Israeli forces from reaching their land, they must set up their
tents on the border and stay there until Israel surrenders and allows them to

3. Jewish friends are called upon to assist in resolving the Palestinian refugee problem.

4. Arab governments and friends all over the world are called on to support the logistics of the operation.

5. Palestinian holders of foreign citizenships, especially US and European, are to
charter planes for flights to Israel or neighboring countries on May 14, 2008,
as well reserving passage on tens of ships to dock at Israeli ports on this date.

6. Personal invitations will be extended to all world leaders for their support.

7. Kings and leaders of Islamic countries will be invited, as well as members of the Israeli government and Knesset. Special invitations will be sent to the US president and members of the Senate.

Ending with the ever popular plea (for the ever nonexistant) "Arab Unity" the real irony is that Palestine will unveil this plot during the 29 March Arab League Summit in Damascus.

Bringing this up at the Arab League Summit in Basharopolis may actually backfire on Fatah.

After all, Iran is the man behind the green curtain at Bashar's coming out party plus the mullah's have buddied up and passed on rockets and other machinations of mayhem to HAMAS and the Strip.
When all the goodies get gone over a long weekend, will they be forced to remain? This is significant - it echoes erie tales of civilian and innocents hanging in Lebanon's combat zones for an amazing 2 weeks.
Hostages? Intelligent shielding? Top heavy with kids? Because it looks like a dramatic violent drama magnet.
How would despotic ME rulers explain the food drives and support for nonproductive tent city vacationers who are contributing little to the host enablers?

Support for Fatah versus HAMAS would be the ultimate zero sum game - after all, what kind of support can WB really offer for Syria's conquest of Lebanon?

OTOH, sunni cats may actually think it an effective tactic to marginalize Iran's support for the HAMAS, bolster Abbas and deflect and distract internal dissent by showcasing the Little Satan as the villaness.

Or, Palestinian Sympathy Fatigue may again strike and render the whole exercise null and void.


Seane-Anna said...

Hey GSG! Thanks for stopping by PGZ and giving me some encouragement through my writer's block. And as for this right of return thing, does it work both ways? Can all the Jews, and the descendants thereof, who were expelled from Arab countries in 1948 return to THEIR homes? Yeah, I know. Why the hell would they want to?!

AmPowerBlog said...

Good work, Courtney!

There should never be any doubt of the Palestinians' desire to destroy Israel.

Right Truth said...

Sounds like a gimmick to me. Oh yes, let's take lots of children along...

They don't seem to mind putting their babies in harms way.

Debbie Hamilton
Right Truth

Seane-Anna said...

Hi Courtney! I forgot to ask you something. What's the name of that haunting music you've put on your blog? And where did you get it? It kicks ass!

Karen Townsend said...

It's always the next scheme. Blowing up their own children, mentally impaired women used as pawns in the suicide wars, on and on. The definition of insanity? Doing the same thing over and over while expecting a different result.

They are truly committed to letting Israel slide on off into the Sea. Bring back Bibi!

Ottavio (Otto) Marasco said...

Keep pluggin' Courtney!

No end to your insight...

Uncle Joe said...

Funny how the Muslim countries in the region would rather kill millions of non-muslims than give a spot of land to the Palestinians. Egypt doesn't want them, Jordan doesn't want them, Syria doesn't want them, and SA doesn't want them. They just want their cause.

I guarantee you this, if Israel were to cease to exist tomorrow, that same day the Muslim extremists in that part of the world would find another reason to continue to kill, whine, complain, and demand land. What's the Hamas saying? "First comes Saturday then comes Sunday?" The easiest target for them now is Israel (Sabbath). After them, Christians (Sunday) in Palestine and Lebenon will be the target.

BTW - It looks like someone around here is a fan of the Battle Star Galactic theme?

Paul Champagne said...

I can't believe that I hadn't heard about this (must be asleep at the wheel ... or at least the keyboard) Thanks for the heads up. I wonder what the Israeli response will be?

Jeff Wills said...

It will be interesting to see if the Palestinians can really muster millions to show up. I'm sure the Israelis will stop them. But if the Palestinians actually do this, I think it could pose a real problem for the IDF. Imagine the tactics that might be needed to move thousands of people determined not to move. No matter what the IDF does they will look, or at least be betrayed by the media as, insensitive
or draconian. We'll see.

AmPowerBlog said...

Back again, Courtney!

Have a great Easter!

Ottavio (Otto) Marasco said...

Are they for real? Imagine for a moment, the mustering of so many, no strategy the IDF puts forward would be accepted by brutopia shouting media moguls and their blind followers.
I note seane ann likes the music too...

GrEaT sAtAn'S gIrLfRiEnD said...

Hi Seane - Anna. Well, I sympathize with you - I am also an expert on writers block because I constantly suffer from it - like all the time.

I also meant to tell you your post that day was spot on. Sometimes hammering away and constant editing do the trick - you used it in a clever way to make your case.

That is the trick about the right of return. Like millions of Deutschers driven from Ost Reich after a failed Drang Nach Osten - many of them guilty of only being German. G'Dansk will never become Danzig again. Just like Greeks don't lob mortors at Turks for the RoR to Symrna. The list goes on and on.

Only with the magical Palestinians is hostory and current events given a pass. To be fair though - the illegitimate govs that surround Little Satan have to employ a wide variety of techniques to deflect and distract internal dissent.

GrEaT sAtAn'S gIrLfRiEnD said...

Hi Donald,

Amazing that they keep trying. This is a consequence of an illegitimate regime. The regime suffers not for their extra curricular chicanery. THe regime pays no tab for starting probs.

Only their people do.

GrEaT sAtAn'S gIrLfRiEnD said...

Hi Debbie - I tell you what got me was the name tag deal. I actually shuddered because it seems like they are in fact going to be Shaeed (Martyr) body tags after a horrible event.

Another example of intelligent, human shields as used by regimes that preach death as precious and preferred.

GrEaT sAtAn'S gIrLfRiEnD said...

Hi Seanne Anna. Oh yeah - I forgot to tell you. The jam is actually the Great Britian version of the music for the SciFi series 'Battlestar Galactica"

It is abvailable to use on blogs (heck you can get nearly any tune you want at

It's easy and you can sidebar your fav song with the player.

I've always liked this music - it seems to cover a wide range of chaotic and conflicting ideas and emotions. Just like me.

GrEaT sAtAn'S gIrLfRiEnD said...

Hi Karen, yeah BiBi is kinda hot for an older guy - reckon the next elections will bring him back? And have you ever noticed he looks and talks a lot like Gene Simmons from KISS?

Bashar Paw once said when he was General Pres for Life of Syria that it doesn't matter if Little Satan wins like a hundred times. Little Satan only has to lose once.

GrEaT sAtAn'S gIrLfRiEnD said...

Otto1 Hey you got it my Aussie Cuz.

GrEaT sAtAn'S gIrLfRiEnD said...

Sorry Otto, meant to thank you for the high praise. Actually my insight is quite weak on stuff that matters. Like driving or running credit checks on potential suitors.

GrEaT sAtAn'S gIrLfRiEnD said...

Hi Paul, I think JPost ran with it right after I did. But actually HAMAS said it out loud back in the Border Crash at Egypt. Drunk with success they fantasized about beseiging Little Satan with tons of children (since they have so many in Gaza.) the link is like the 3rd one.

Also, I've been meaning to tell you that every time I try to hit your site - it aborts and I can't get over to read anything.

Am I Unlucky?

GrEaT sAtAn'S gIrLfRiEnD said...

Hi Uncle Joe, very true - with the highest lit rate in the Arab League and a history of voting in real elections - Palestinians would not be so easily assimilated and swayed by despotic cuz's.

GrEaT sAtAn'S gIrLfRiEnD said...

Hi Jeff, Yeah I was stunned at the no win thing for Little Satan.
Their idea is to get Little Satan to act out and dent that shield.

GrEaT sAtAn'S gIrLfRiEnD said...

Hi Donald - thank you - It's always a big shindig down here in Hillbillyland. Hope you and yours had a good one too. Thanks for thinking of me.

GrEaT sAtAn'S gIrLfRiEnD said...

Hi Otto, actually there may be a very wicked trick that could be used, exploited or instigated that would create havoc amoung the besiegers.

The fact that certain parties in the ME have yet to say it out loud may mean it's under consideration.

How's that for secretive?